This is my self ship blog where I’m crazy about copious amounts of old men. Welcome!Current main blorbo: William Afton 💔21
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HEHE THIS IS PERFECT!!
In celebration of my birthday!
Reblog with one f/o and I’ll assign them a cake!
Example:

Proshio dni
Under 16 dni
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My silly!!!!
In celebration of my birthday!
Reblog with one f/o and I’ll assign them a cake!
Example:

Proshio dni
Under 16 dni
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f/o reblog game . ☆
yoohoo! for a while i've wanted to do this silly reblog game, so reblog with one or two f/os of any kind (picture and name) and i will assign them a bath and body works scent! i work there so there's tons of fragrances and aromas i've been able to test myself and i think it would be fun to do just what my job is in a more silly manner!
examples: my long time main f/o princess peach would be like Pretty As A Peach, which consists of peach, jasmine petals and white nectarine. my newest f/o rocket would be like Noir, which consists of black cardamom, smoky vanilla and a hint of musk.


pro.ship dni || max 2 f/os || non mutuals can participate!
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Silly little portraits that are part of a selfship template I found that idk if I'll ever finish so here you go! I like drawing Springtrap looking flustered. It's so OOC but I don't care I want to make him feel that way
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tw for mentions of sexual trauma
shout out to self shippers with sexual trauma
shout out to self shippers who can't stand seeing nsfw content of their f/os
shout out to self shippers who use nsfw content of their f/os to cope
shout out to self shippers who project their trauma onto their f/os
shout out to self shippers with sexual trauma of any kind, your f/os love you and will tell you that your trauma is valid, you are not tainted and it was not your fault
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My wife!!!
Self ship reblog game! (Closed)
Reblog with a photo of your F/O and I'll assign them an old Enesco animal figurine! :o]
Pro/ship please DNI!
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hey hun :3 🍓🍋🍉🍏 for William ? - Star
🫵🫵🫵 ITS MY PARTNER RAHHHH MY AWESOME QPP YIPPPIEEE YAYYYY ty for asking abt my wife :3
🍓 - disregarding the career your f/o currently has, what other career would they consider going into, if given the chance?
OOH. Well. Depending on the AU I usually keep him as a restaurant owner or career counselor. Hmm OKAY I KNOW I’m being self indulgent when I say this but I’m gonna say lawyer >:3 LISTEN BEFORE U CALL ME GAY- This man loveees coming out on top and belittling others. Holding power over them. 100% would love to be a lawyer. And commit crimes while he’s at it. He’ll do ANYTHING for a win.
🍋 - if your f/o could change one thing about themselves, what would they change and why?
He wishes to change his… I suppose strangeness is the word he may use? (He doesn’t know he’s just autistic) He has an incredibly hard time fitting in and feels as if people seem to know that right away about him. And immediately dislike him upon meeting bc of this. So to combat this he acts like an asshole to get ahead of it. But deep down he wishes desperately he could just fit in yknow? Be normal.
🍉 - is your f/o religious? what's their opinion on religion or spirituality?
Without,,, going in too much into my Williams family headcanons, I think William isn’t too religious but like… is casually yknow. His mother was very religious and raised him to be. William mostly stayed that way for her sake until she passed. He goes back to religion occasionally not necessarily bc he believes in it but bc it reminds him of his mother.
🍏 - if you have any queer headcanons for your f/o, how did they realize they were queer?
OH BOY DO I!!!!
In short, and using labels, my Williams Nonbinary Panromantic asexual spec (sex indifferent)
If u asked him, he’d likely just say “I’m queer” or “I’m gay.” But in most of my AUs my s/I kinda helps him realize the more specific labels of how he feels!!! As for how he realized he wasn’t straight, I always assume it happened sometime in high school. He had an inkling before that, but genuinely didn’t really know what gay even was at the time. By that I mean, his father had been concerned he was too emotional about things and would turn out gay. William overhears him mention this but doesn’t rlly get what he meant until HS when he finds out what gay meant and whatnot. I don’t think he was too troubled once he found out tbh. His mother always encouraged his emotional side and if that makes him gay (it isn’t but what this was like,, the 60’s or smth lol and that’s what he’s assuming/has been told) then he’s fine with it. Besides he had attraction towards plenty of girls and few guys. He got picked on and others assumed he was gay too. But he really didn’t have any experience dating anyone of either gender throughout HS.
(In my headcanon, it wasn’t until Henry in college. And then eventually me)
Anyway, I’m the one who helps him with his gender journey. He’s very very casual about all his queer identities. He isn’t one for labels, I just used them here for an easier understanding. But one day he just asks me straight up what it means I use they/them so I explained how I feel my gender a lil more and he’s like “oh. Well sometimes I feel like that. Well like. Not a man. Or a woman. A little bit of everything and nothing.” And I’m like oh okay cool well nonbinary could be a label for u and he’s just like okay cool 👍 moves on LMAO he doesn’t want they them pronouns (except for his fursona!!!) I suggested neos. I think he would consider bun/bunself brieflybut, he would be particular abt people using it and doesn’t LOVE it either. So he’s really just fine with he/him.
My William enjoys some traditional fem terms on occasion, but usually just from me. Bc he knows I’ll see him how he wants to be seen and I’m not making fun of him. I do, joke about calling a 55 year old man my wife a lot but, he really does find it endearing 🥺 a little confused at first but then realizes oh this is kinda… Sweet. Hehe.
anyway I rambled a lot oops. Queer William Afton be upon ye


#yippppeeeee!!!#rabbit hearted#hi sta#self ship#ask game#william afton#steve raglan#fnaf selfship#YES main tagging bc i love sharing my William thoughts ^^#this is specifically about movie William btw#I don’t rlly ship with other variants of him tbh#I do like them tho!
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the ULTIMATE f/o infodumping ask game!
(this is gonna be a long one...)
🍓 - disregarding the career your f/o currently has, what other career would they consider going into, if given the chance?
🍒 - if your f/o and you spend a day doing anything, anything at all, what would they do and why?
🍎 - what's your f/o's favorite drink? any drink, alcoholic or non alcoholic!
🍉 - is your f/o religious? what's their opinion on religion or spirituality?
🍑 - is your f/o more comfortable giving or receiving gifts? why? do they have any preferences on gifts they like receiving?
🍊 - if you asked your f/o to peel an orange for you, what would they do?
🥭 - did your f/o have stuffed animals growing up? do they still have stuffed animals? do they have a favorite?
🍍 - if you could change any one thing about your f/os backstory/character, what would you change? why?
🍌 - does your f/o have a vendetta against The Big Light™? what kind of lighting do they prefer?
🍋 - if your f/o could change one thing about themselves, what would they change and why?
🍋🟩 - is your f/o superstitious? is there any habits they follow or quirks they have to follow said superstitions? like not opening umbrellas indoors to avoid back luck?
🍈 - does your f/o believe in fate? do they thing everything is preplanned out by the universe or a higher power, or do they think that the idea of fate is bogus? why?
🍏 - if you have any queer headcanons for your f/o, how did they realize they were queer?
🍐 - does your f/o have any nervous ticks or idle quirks they do? like mindlessly tapping on a desk or fiddling with their hair when they're stressed?
🥝 - would your f/o ever let you do their make-up? what does their make-up process look like? is it simple? complex?
🫒 - what kind of hugger is your f/o? do they give good hugs? do they like hugs? do they like receiving hugs?
🫐 - is your f/o more of a writer or an artist? would you say your f/o is more left or right brained?
🍇 - if you and your f/o never met, what do you think your f/o would be doing right now?
🥥 - what hobbies does your f/o have? is there any hobby they would like to get into that they haven't tried out yet? what is it?
🍅 - if your f/o could buy you any gift in the world, whether it exists or not, what would they buy you? or, if they could make you something, what would it be?
🌶️ - does your f/o have any remedies they follow when they get sick? like taking a shot of whiskey to get rid of a fever?
🫚 - is your f/o a picky eater? is there any foods they will not under any circumstances, gun to their head, eat?
🥕 - when your f/o was little, did they dislike vegetables? do they still dislike them?
🧅 - what makes your f/o cry? do they get emotional at sad movies or books? do they only get emotional under very rare circumstances?
🌽 - does your f/o have a favorite animal? what is it? are they scared of any animals?
🥦 - does your f/o have any pet peeves? things that just really really get on their nerves? what are they and why?
🥒 - what's your f/o afraid of? do they have any phobias? anything minor they're scared of?
🥬 - what are some beige flags your f/o has? so, not bad, but not nessecarily good either. just. "oh. you do This."
🫛 - how does your f/o feel about pet names or nicknames? do they like them? hate them? what are their favorites and least favorites to be called and to use?
🫑 - how does your f/o feel about death? are they afraid of it? is there anything specific they'd like to do before they die?
🥑 - is there any niche topics your f/o is interested in? what are they and why do they like them?
🍠 - what are a few of your f/os favorite pastimes or things that they do when they're bored?
🍆 - does your f/o have a favorite scent? why is it their favorite? do they have a least favorite scent?
🧄 - does your f/o have any allergies? food or otherwise?
🥔 - does your f/o have any food dishes they make often? is there any foods you make for your f/o that they enjoy?
🍄🟫 - if your f/o could be any mythological species, what would they be? if your f/o is already a mythological species, would they ever want to be human?
I recommend practicing reblog karma ! people love infodumping about their f/os :) I also recommend sending more than one emoji at a time,,, there are Many here...!!!
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🎶 F/O MUSIC ASK GAME 🎶
(Dividers by @/strangergraphics-archive)
💖 - What would you consider YOU and your f/os song? Like, this is y'alls definitive song together!
❣️ - Are there any songs that make you think of your f/o on their own? Unrelated to your ship? What about it sounds like them?
💜 - What genre of music do you think they would listen to? Do they have a canon favorite?
💘 - Does your f/o have their own song? This can be a song they sing, a song related to them, or even fan songs!
💝 - What are some cute songs that make you think of them? Why?
❤️🩹 - What are some sad songs that make you think of them? Why?
💛 - Would they like your taste in music?
💞 - Do you have a playlist for them? How big is it?
🤍 - Free space! Talk about any song you want!
💗 - Do you have a certain type of music that makes you think of your ships?
💟 - Do you have any songs based on how they personally affected you, rather than just your ship? Which and why?
And finally
❤ - What song would your f/o sing to you, even if it's begrudgingly?
It ain't a proper answer if you don't go in depth on lyrics and why they fit your relationship GO CRAZY
REMEMBER, KIDS. REBLOG KARMA IS IMPORTANT. WHOEVER PREV IS, GIVE THEM ASKS. WE ALL WANT TO GUSH AS MUCH AS THE NEXT.
Pr0ship/D4rkship dni
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sfw f/o body pillow to snuggle with. breathe if you agree
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My wife William Afton perhaps? Hehe
《 STATUS: Closed until all reblogs are caught up with 》
It's been a while since I did a proper reblog game.
Reblog this with your F/O (Any kind; One only unless it's a polyship) and I'll assign them an ungulate (+ a fun fact about the species/breed I chose!)
For example:


Dante is a dapple gray horse! These horses are born with a dark gray coat that lightens as they age.
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1, 3, & 5
Hehe ty for the ask ^^
1. Who’s more likely to trap the other in a cuddle in the morning?
Usually me bc William goes to work early. This usually leads to him cuddling a lil longer then he gets up and just carries me while I cling to him like a koala as he gets ready. I’m def not strong enough to actually keep him trapped. However, when the roles are reversed i am not goin anywhere . I will be late to wherever I need to go LOL.
3. Do you ever just casually lay on each other Whether it be flopping down in each other's laps or leaning your heads on each other's shoulders.
Oh yeah absolutely. I flop down on Williams lap all the time. William snuggles close to me whenever he can. He’s very clingy. But so am I.
5. Can you describe how you usually cuddle?
I think our most common position is me on his lap leaning against his chest with his arms wrapped around me. ^^ sometimes tho William gets in these moods where he lays down and lays his head on my lap and likes when I pet/play with his hair.
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anyways *starts making biscuits on my f/o like a cat*
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Nine cuddly self-ship asks because snuggles are wonderful okay
1. In the morning, who is more likely to trap the other in bed by cuddling them?
2. How do each of you ask for a hug or cuddles?
3. Do you ever just casually lay on each other? Whether it be flopping down in each other’s laps or leaning your heads on each other’s shoulders.
4. Who’s the big spoon and who’s the little spoon? Do you ever switch?
5. Can you describe how you usually cuddle?
6. How touchy-feely are you with each other in public?
7. Do either of you fall asleep often when cuddling? Who does it more?
8. Are you the kind of couple to hold each other when one of you is scared, stressed, or sad? If not, how do you reassure each other?
9. When you’re in bed at night, do you fall asleep in each other’s arms or keep your distance?
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Happy new year from me and Will <3
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difficult holidays. sometimes, you know you're supposed to be "happy" during these days, but its hard, for your own personal reasons. it feels nearly impossible to find joy in these days when they bring you so much pain and discomfort. just know, its okay to not want to force yourself to smile and "keep the peace."
your f/o wouldn't judge you if you don't want to celebrate. they aren't going to force you or make you uncomfortable. you've been through enough and they want to shower you with attention and give you the space you deserve. they would be a safe space for you. to cry, to yell, to be angry, to feel tired. it doesn't matter, if your f/o is there to make sure you're able to get through the holidays. theyll give you back the time that was stolen from you. or theyll help you reclaim the peace that you deserve. for these holidays. you're allowed to be selfish and just want to be with them. let them love you. your gift from them is all the love they know you deserve.
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