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Tango. Uniform. Mike. Bravo. Lima. Romeo.

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Do whatcha can with whatcha got

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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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I'm finished with art for the semester soooo here's what I've been workin on! All assets are my own. I used a DSLR camera along with Photoshop and Clip Studio Paint

Feel free to send asks about the unaltered photos/photo locations, cause some of the original signs were pretty interesting tbh

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whatever else you have to say about katy perry i do have to say "do you ever feel like a plastic bag" is maybe one of the all time funniest ways to start a song

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Not sure how to phrase it but. Imo it’s fine to go against canon if you have the self awareness. But if you think you are right and get mad when people point out that your interpretation clashes with the source material? Take the L and move on. Nobody has to stick to canon but at least don’t spread misinformation?

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy

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So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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annoying as fuck

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Since it's pride month and I've had to be stuck with myself quite a bit, I want to just take a moment to address all the acespec people who see this.

You're still valid if you've struggled to figure out if you're ace or not.

You're still valid if you've tried to fit someone's else's mould of sexuality or attraction for any reason.

You're still valid if trauma has impacted the ease with which you use the ace label or the labels under the umbrella.

You're still valid if you've used the label, taken it off, put it back on or whatever mixture for any reason.

You're still valid if you've enjoyed sex before.

You're still valid if you plan to have sex in the future.

You're still valid if you've never had sex.

You're still valid if you plan to never have sex in your life.

You're still valid if you've had sex for any reason but you didn't enjoy it.

Whether you're demi, aro, asexual, grey, or any label or mix of labels under the ace umbrella, you're still valid if feel you're ace.

Happy pride! 🌈✨

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