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Obikin totally Padawan era accurate text posts (1/2)

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Read a fic where Anakin and Obi-Wan find out there's rpf of them being made during the war. Jumping from that idea- Anakin misses his master during a long seige on the outer rim. He ends up becoming obssessed with the stories people write about him and Obi-Wan falling in love and running away together. They make his heart ache with want but they fill a void left by distance and duty. The only issue is these people do not always get their characterization right and it becomes this huge pet peeve- so Anakin starts writing down his own fantasties and sharing them.

Another proflic writer keeps criticizing his characrerization of himself (himself! He knows himself, damn it. And he knows what the Jedi order thinks of him. He's 100% correct and not biased at all!) They keep getting into arguments online, defending their own characterization and story lines. They eventually take it out of the comments and call outs to argue via dms, neither of them willing to waver.

Eventually they start roleplaying as Skywalker and Kenobi together, writing scenes that seem to be deadly accurate. Anakin realizes that this is the closet thing to reality he's ever going to get and gets super invested in this chatlog. He's so normal about it.

Anyway Obi-Wan has been writing these long ass romance novels about himself and his padawan as a coping mechanism for the war and to vent the love he's not supposed to feel. He can't exactly talk to his fellow Jedi and he definitely can't tell Anakin. This is between him and his several thousand readers. And that one asshole who keeps bashing the Jedi and can't write Anakin worth a damn. Even if he eventually grows fond of their bickering and they are a good rp partner, when they're not being an obnixous brat. And damn if they're mot enthusiastic about writing sex scenes together.

This devolves into them full on sexting and both getting off to the idea of them together. It's all very convoluted and not werid at all.

I like the idea of them growing close enough to confide in each other that they're both Jedi and then them both going, "who the fuck do I know that would write porn about me?"

Anakin is deeply worried it's gonna turn out to be Yoda. He has been sexting Yoda all his dirtiest fantasies. Yoda has described him getting pounded in vivid detail for the whole internet to see.

Obi-Wan meanwhile is having a melt down because he's been roleplaying as himself and another Jedi has been rping as his padawan. Obi-Wan is going to Force Hell. The Force is going to make a hell specifically for him because of the filthy things he wants to do to Anakin.

They eventually find out it's each other- probably because one of them describes something a little Too well- and they proceed to bone their way across the temple. They also end up writing a very explict fic about this whole experience.

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Cozy Bunny-Wan and Nyanakin!!

Thank you @curiphynn for my beautiful tired sleepy babies! I love them so much!! They’re so soft and cozy, they just want to snuggle 😍💕 saving the republic is such hard work 🥰

thank you!!!

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Holonet social media au: Anakin likes feeling pretty, praised, and desired so he posts thrist traps on HoloGram. He keeps his face out of it and always wears long gloves to cover up his very identifiable mechnoarm. The photos range from tame to explicit, sometimes lingerie and sometimes low riding boxers or panties. He likes lace and silk and it helps him unwind inbetween misisions and battles. His fans donate credits to buy most of the outfits since because Jedi don't exactly roll in the credits.

It's a secret hobby he enjoys but isn't exactly going to advertise to anyone he knows. The galaxy is fucking massive, what's the likelihood of anyone realizing it's him?

All the men under Obi-Wan's command have access to the holonet. They're a bunch of men who have never had this type of freedom before so of course they end up diving deep and finding the raunchiest shit. Obi-Wan passes by a trooper browsing the holonet, sees a mostly naked man, and goes, "well that's none of my buisne- holy shit that's My Padawan."

Obi-Wan snatches the holopad put of the trooper's hand, scrolls through Anakin's posts, and just grows increasing distressed because that's 100% his Anakin, he'd recongize those scars anywhere. He knows the story behind every single one, has bandaged and treated some of them himself. That's his padawan, flaunting himself before the entire galaxy, receiving some of the crudest, creepiest, and downright inappropriate comments imaginable. Appriecation is fine (Anakin is pretty) but a lot of these comments cross the line. Obi-Wan is Worried and starts fighting people in the comments. He becomes obssessed with checking on Anakin's profile and beating the creeps off with the most scathing replies he has. He has to defend his Padawan's honor. It's completely normal to be protective of Anakin. His gaze definitely doesn't linger on the photos, devouring him as surely Anakin's fans are.

Anakin is flattered by this new commentor who is both poliet, well spoken, and vicious. Anakin is more than capable of defending himself and both blocks and reports creeps all the time. But hey, the guy is sweet, so Anakin posts a special picture and tags him specfically.

Obi-Wan just about combusts when he gets the notification.

Anyway at some point Obi-Wan accidentally lets it slip that he knows about the account. Probably because Anakin is wearing a specific pair, bends over while working on a droid, and Obi-Wan without thinking goes, "that's the pair with the bows, isn't it?"

Obi-Wan claps a hand over his mouth and Anakin has an out of body experience because Obi-Wan knows and is familiar enough to recongize them and Obi-Wan is the weridly protective commentor that Anakin has sent nudes to.

This defintely ends with Obi-Wan getting well acquainted with the panties in question and Anakin posting a picture where he's covered in hickies.

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Well I'd say it's more Grant Wood than Grandma Moses. But you knew that, you just wanted to see if I did.

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Keep it safe for me

Huge thanks to @huiontablet for sending me the Kamvas 16 (Gen 3) to review!

So far, I’ve really enjoyed drawing on the display tablet, go to my ig to read my full thoughts!

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May the fourth be with you!!! 💫✨

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I can't love you in the dark..

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Using your Jedi Council privileges to get General Skywalker discharged early from the medical bay (again)

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Anakin on his knees for Obi-Wan | for @paracosm-draw

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David Corenswet as Clark Kent/Superman New Superman (2025) trailer

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Superman is his favourite…

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Interviewer, catching Damian in costume: Robin! Can you explain the process of picking up Robin or passing on the mantle?

Damian, mildly annoyed at Bruce at the moment: It's quite simple. Batmam steals young children from their bed, usually nine or ten or so. Then he takes you to his lair and give you a deal.

Damian: If you can beat him in a game of your choosing, he will train you to be Robin. If you lose, you are eaten. I beat him in a classic fencing game. He's quite good with swords, but he wasn't very good with the sport itself.

Tim, standing next to him: Yeah, I beat him at a memory card game. I like totally cheated, but I'm too old for him to eat now, so ot doesn't matter.

Damian, nodding: Yes. The worst part of the job is disposing of failed Robins bones. He usually sucks them clean and leaves them all over the floor.

Tim: Yeah, its messy. But after you hit, like 15 he stops trying to eat you, so that's cool.

Damian: I have not yet reached 15. I'm still in danger. If you have more questions, ask Nightwing, as he was the first to avoid being eaten.

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Same interviewer, at a different date: Mr. Nightwing. Is it true Batman tries to eat potential Robins?

Dick, who has no idea what she's taking about: Yeah, it's really scary. His jaw unhinges like a snake.

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The Batfam definitely has a group chat called "Official Mission Communications ONLY" that Bruce created with the strictest instructions about its purpose.

It lasted exactly 12 hours before Dick sent a meme.

Now it's just chaos, but Bruce never leaves because secretly it's how he keeps tabs on everyone.

Every few weeks he'll respond to 74 messages of nonsense with a single "Focus." and everyone behaves for approximately 5 minutes.

The real mission communications happen in individual texts directly to Bruce, who feels a tiny spark of relief each time his phone pings with "OFFICIAL MISSION CHAT (217 unread messages)" because it means they're all still alive enough to be annoying.

Occasionally in the middle of arguments about cereal rankings and who stole whose equipment, Bruce will just type "Status?" and everyone immediately responds with their location and condition. No one ever comments on this ritual, but everyone participates without fail.

Even Jason, who once replied "bleeding out in an alley but the cereal argument is worth it" which resulted in five vigilantes converging on his location in under three minutes.

The most treasured screenshot in Tim's blackmail folder is from the one time Bruce accidentally sent "proud of you all" at 3:42 AM after a particularly rough night. No one has ever mentioned it directly, but Damian has it printed and hidden in his sketchbook.

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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…

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"One of the things that I was really excited about was sort of how Dave kind of described his vision for how he wanted to present Anakin in a light that we haven’t really seen before. And that’s him as a good teacher." 

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN AHSOKA (2023-) | Path of the Apprentice featurette