superdrromeo

[superdrromeo]

@orchestrahearts

#Judging You

[superdrromeo]

darkmasterkattsvault​:

“Ah, I see, so she just got used to you, is that it?” Magda laughed. She knew her wife loved her brother, though getting the blonde to admit it in as many words, well, pulling teeth was easier. Even still, it amazed her that such opposing personalities survived growing up together.

“Yup. Resigned to my existence, she mostly ignored me unless I pissed her off for years. Then, she started beating up my bullies, and I realized she cared after all,” he said like he was describing a heartwarming children’s tale. But more smug. 

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orchestrahearts·:

“Bowling? Um, yeah, sure.”

“Yeah? Cool, we’ll try this again. We’ll grab it by the balls this time. Get it? Like, bowling balls. Not to mansplain. It’s just that sometimes my jokes are so bad people don’t get them.”

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orchestrahearts​:

“Doesn’t she have other nerd friends?”

“She does, but I don’t know, they’re probably sleeping? Also, I think tormenting me ups her serotonin exponentially. She might be an evil genius. A mastermind. Little does she know, I’m the Dark Knight, and I will rise to defeat her.”

[superdrromeo]

Three days? Easy peasy. ANT-MAN AND THE WASP (2018)

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darkmasterkattsvault​:

“That is both wild and something I can imagine her doing. Though, still doesn’t explain how she didn’t just up and kill you as a child.”

“Not for lack of trying before the apathy kicked in.”

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“Excellent question. One time she gave me a stress migraine so severe they thought it was a stroke at first.”

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“I need to know how you’ve lived this long without her killing you.”

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“Do you wanna talk about it? You don’t have to. Oh, do you like bowling?”

@superdrromeo​ – because Ivy’s in a mood.

“Sorry for the awkward date last week.”

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orchestrahearts​:

“Okay, that’s true. She doesn’t stop until you either listen or do what she’s talking about. But didn’t she have anyone else to antagonize?”

“It’s the middle of the night.”

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“I’m not defensive, you’re defensive. Hey, bad Sameen!” he says, snatching the cigarette from her hand and stomping it into the ground. “I’m sure after decades of study, my colleagues and I could do it. Decades.”

“No need to get defensive if you’re not guilty, eshgham.” She chuckles, placing a cigarette to her lips. “I mean you’re the clinical fellow in Neurosurgery, I’m sure you know someone in the Neurology department that can help answer that question for you.”

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orchestrahearts‌:

“You’re going to blame Addie? You could’ve just ignored her.”

“How could you say that? You know nobody can ignore Addie. Except for Cassie, but she’s a bitch outlier.” 

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“Was it my fault?”

@superdrromeo​ – because Ivy’s in a mood.

“Sorry for the awkward date last week.”

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“Babe. It’s not my fault. Addie antagonized me into it.”

@orchestrahearts​ / coninued

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“Ivy. Stop asking questions and get in the blanket fort.”

@orchestrahearts / sc

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whomst wants a starter from this nerd when i get home from work