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Hi! I’m David, and I’m literally out of money. I’m opening commissions because I got hit with a HUGE overdraft fee and currently my bank account looks like this:

So my prices and examples are as follows, because I don’t really like overexplaining anything…

From left to right:

Sketch– $10 dollars, plus 5 per character

Bust– $20 dollars, plus 10 per character

Full body– $35, $40 for extras like a border or fancier shading

I am also taking donations

A link to my venmo can be found HERE

DM me on tumblr or my discord, sick#0006, to ask me about anything.

Thank you.

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I really don’t like doing these sort of things, but I’m in a bit of a bind at the moment.

This is a screenshot of my current bank account, and although it seems alright, I’ve just sent 40 dollars to pay for a bill, leaving me with literally 9 dollars and 50 cents. I currently need 200 dollars to pay for my rent, and then 80 in two weeks to pay for another bill. All of the jobs I’ve applied for have yet to get back to me, as well. Things are looking, y’know…. Bad for me.

I’m opening up commissions, and taking donations, and a quick chart of my prices can be seen below \/

( In case you can’t see the image, $15 USD for a sketch +5 for monochrome coloring, +10 per extra character. $20 for a colored bust/waist up, +20 per extra characters. $40 for a fully colored full body. )

Things like backgrounds, what I will or will not do, etc. are negotiable, I’m not too picky on that kind of thing.

Any kind of help, donation or signal boosting wise, is extremely appreciated. I really do mean it.

My venmo can be found HERE and my discord is sick#0006 in case you want to ask me about commissioning me there. Thank you all, merci beaucoup.

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P - What kind of music I like.

Whatever sounds good ngl. however i do listen to a lot of punk rock and alt... anarchopunk movement is my weakness

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BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR

A - If I’m in love.

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - Are you insecure. What about?

K - What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T - 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want.

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ATTENTION AUTISTICS!!! PLEASE GO WATCH "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY" ON FREEFORM!!!!!!!!!!

So the synopsis is this gay man who's father died and he now has to watch over his two half-sisters. But what's really the best part about this is that one of the sister's, Matilda, is an autistic teenager.

An autistic teenage girl, one of the first on american television.

An autistic teenage girl who flaps her hands and talks to the most popular guy in school that she has a crush on and goes through it analytically, like saying that they can at least have a friendship even if he doesn't like her back.

An autistic teenage girl who has shutdowns and goes to play on the auditorium piano to calm herself down.

An autistic teenage girl who says that she doesn't like hugs and eye contact but still wants to show love to her half-brother by dancing as their way of hugging.

An autistic teenage girl who is never the butt of the joke and instead has jokes making fun of neurotypicals who stereotype her.

An autistic teenage girl who tries to be a good friend, even if she doesn't understand what's the "right" thing to do.

An autistic teenage girl who is EXPLORING HER SEXUALITY(!!!!!), making her one of the first canonically LGBT+ autistic characters.

So yes, Matilda is slowly making her way into my heart, and the fact that seemingly no one on Tumblr knows about this show is sad and we can't lose this show, not when it has so many milestones like this.

It's on Freeform and Hulu, there are only two episodes so far and it's only half an hour after the first episode.

Usually I don't do this, but if @autistic-noodle @spongebob-autisticquestions @autie-jake @cllynchauthor @asdpositivity could spread the word about this show, that would be great.

Literally, all I ask is for you to watch the show, because it would be devastating if it was cancelled.

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ROARING 20s ASKS

I made some asks! Have fun!

1. Are you more emo, scene or punk?

2. Favourite band?

3. Any New Year's resolutions?

4. Favourite music video?

5. Favourite song?

6. Panic! At The Disco or Fall Out Boy?

7. Favourite album?

8. Do you own a pair of fingerless gloves or skeleton gloves (or the combination)?

9. Do you own any band merch? If so, from what bands?

10. Got a jacket with pins?

11. Have you got dyed hair? What colour?

12. Any hair dying or haircut plans for 2020?

13. Crush on any band member?

14. Killjoy name?

15. Are you into The Used?

16. Do you want any tattoos? Of what?

17. Can you play any instruments? Which?

18. Favourite My Chemical Romance song?

19. Do you think Twenty One Pilots are emo?

20. Are you into Taking Back Sunday?

21. Do you wear any make up?

22. Do you have black painted nails?

23. Have you got any band posters? Of what bands?

24. Do you want any piercings?

25. What's your opinion on All Time Low? Sleeping With Sirens? Pierce The Veil?

26. Do you think it's just a phase or that you'll be emo/punk\scene forever?

27. Favourite magical/mythical creature?

28. Are you into Black Veil Brides?

29. Do you like any newer emo/scene/punk bands? Which?

30. What's your favourite music genre besides emo/punk\scene?

31. Are you into Mindless Self Indulgence?

32. Favourite Fall Out Boy song?

33. Are you mostly into the so-called "emo trinity" or "emo quartet" or do you listen to a lot of other bands too?

34. What's your opinion on Waterparks? Palaye Royale? I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME?

35. Are you into Bring Me The Horizon?

36. Favourite solo project by a emo/scene\punk band member?

37. Are any of your friends IRL emo/scene\punk?

38. Are you into drawing? If so, show some of your art!

39. Favourite colours and colour schemes?

40. What are some of your favourite lyrics?

41. The Black Parade or Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge?

42. What's your opinion on Paramore? Green Day? Blink-182?

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CLIP THE COUPONS! MAKE THE DINNER AND LOVE HIM!

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I tagged you in a thing but it does t work on my phone, so it's sitting on my blog right now

IDK WHEN THIS WAS SENT!!! WHERE IS IT JULES

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People who don’t understand the difference between punishment and discipline should, like, never have kids

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water mites

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🌹 Rose dice set with matching dice box 🌹

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hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

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identity ask.........oh shit

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?

are you religious/spiritual?

do you care about your ethnicity?

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?

are you an artist?

do you have a creed?

describe your ideal day.

dog person or cat person?

inside or outdoors?

are you a musician?

five most influential books over your lifetime.

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

what’s your patronus?

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?

do you love easily?

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.

how often would you want to see your family every year?

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

could you live as a hermit?

how would you describe your gender/sexuality?

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?

three songs that you connect with right now.

pick one of your favorite quotes.

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captain hook: arrrg i miss vine. twas me fav’rit app

smee: but capn! there’s a new app! its not exactly the same but it’s very similar!

captain hook: what’s it called?

smee: um