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LOL DUDE

very unmistakably :P

alright puritan square up but something tells me you'd be as much of a pussy towards the idea of me fighting you as you are towards me simply talking about wanting to fuck Eggman lol

seems they ship with him too so I suppose you're just mad that I'd give Eggman the best sloppy he could ever get and bounce on it like no other and pound his ass so good that he'd choose me over you any day pal fhsjgnskghsjf

"everything I say is OOC" when I'm the only fucking guy I know who knows Eggman would be a pump and dump kinda guy and embraces it instead of acting like he's some nice wholesome romantic sex god. okay buddy :P

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Meeting the So-Called Family

Description: It takes two weeks for enough of the snow to melt for them to be able to leave the factory, and for trouble to come knocking. Mother Miranda calls a meeting, and demands her son bring his new “pet” with him. Will the rest of Karl’s family take as kindly to Slade as he has? Perhaps they were better off being buried alive.

A/N: *Steps into the stage in full clown make-up and dresswear* I am once again being (SFW) horny on main for Karl Heisenberg from Resident Evil: Village. I know I know, I’m very brave for still being insane about him in 2025, but hey, I’m here to have fun <3

Anyways, it’s time to once again be queer and commit crimes (the unforgivable act of writing self-shipping nonsense). Like my last fic, this will follow a named self-insert, so if you like more ambiguous self-shipping, this probably isn’t for you. For those who stay, I hope you’ll enjoy it!

Word Count: 16,595

Link: Here

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Couldn't resist giving this a shot

(Picrew was made using the one from this post. Took me forever to find one I liked for my S/I)

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just some guy

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he is me i am him we are one

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my probably controversial opinion is that too many people write heisenberg in that dumb archetype of suave hard dom that every character who's even just a little eccentric gets placed into at one point or another. i think he is the world's biggest loser with absolutely no game whatsoever. i think any game he does have is all an act and cliche shit he's learned from old books and movies.

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Imagine your f/o waking up briefly to move towards you again, needing to be near you in a half awake state. They can't help but put all of their tired weight on you, or drape their arm over you. They'll fall back asleep in seconds, more at ease now that they can feel you there.

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And it's good and right and true

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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

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[id: a light yellow userbox with a pastel orange border, and pastel orange text that reads “this user’s f/o is karl heisenberg” on the left is an image of karl heisenberg from resident evil village. /end id]

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Karl Heisenberg⚙️

Resident Evil

Mood board

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Oleander

Chapter 3: Flame

Description: At the beginning of what has already proven to be a very bitter November, a lone hunter and his pack of dogs wander into an all too familiar village. Although the town itself is unwelcoming, it’s not what traps the hunter in this terrible place, as an unexpected storm forces him to take drastic measures in order to survive. The hunter quickly finds himself on the doorstep of a seemingly innocuous factory, and with nowhere else to go, he bravely leads his dogs inside, unaware of the change in fate that awaits him inside.

A/N: It’s been almost three years since I updated this fic, huh? Yeah, sorry about that. I got focused on other things, but I never really stopped being soft for Heisenberg, and after finally playing and beating RE8, I fell in love all over again and wanted to work on this series again. Also, shout out to the two people who commented on this fic; I love you with all my heart <3

Art drawn by my friend Zac (princeofmints) on Twitter! Check him out, his art is amazing and beautiful and <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!!

WC: 4,461

AO3 Link: Here

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I don’t want mindless adoration—I desire tranquil, deep-rooted, unspeakable intimacy.

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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

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i need medication

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post-nut catharsis

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I want to cum inside a man SO BAD but I can't because I have a VAGINA