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still thinking about toth’s little catchphrase and the dog henry hallucinates

yeah yeah i get it the stronger dog fucks the bitches, but what if henry doesn’t want to be the stronger dog

what about the kinder dog, the gentler dog. the dog who is helpful to strangers and loyal to friends. the dog who licks the wounds of others before his own. the dog who can be tender without being weak. the dog who works, who is needed, who may growl and bite at adversaries but at the end of the day can curl at the feet of people who care about him. the dog that leans into the hand that feeds him. the dog that wants to be loved

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pebbles appreciation post. she has carried many a henry far and wide

sometimes i see screenshots of other people’s gameplay where they have a horse other than pebbles and i forget that’s even an option. i stay loyal to my silly cowardly girl thank you pebbles

bonus hansry:

does it count as third wheeling if you ARE the mode of transportation

side note but aethon (hans’ horse) gets lost during the divorce era but he and hans are reunited later just like pebbles and henry!

horse :)

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the kiss

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When u just finish cashing in all the loot Pebbles has been carrying 😎

My contribution to the KCD fandom is a redraw of a photo I saw on one on my Facebook horse groups, you’re welcome

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per usual i am slightly late to the party but hansry week day 3- missing scene

the promised post-canon devil’s den reunion :)

really just an excuse to mess up their hair and draw a cuddle. i know it’s because of the limitations of their in-game character models but the fact that at their hair stays perfect after all that… activity. golden. either there is some serious ultra-hold medieval hair gel involved (probably just sweat and dirt) or someone is very vain about his hair

also hans is literally making this face in this one

that’s all.

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hansry week day 2!!

the first time henry called hans by just his name with no title

i missed the first day but here’s my little addition to all the scrumptious delicious posts the community has been cranking out crazy style!

something about kcd1 hansry… it has a certain flavor. i love it dearly when henry is scrunkly and hans is annoying and kcd1 has both in abundance

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you find this creature standing on your doorstep. what do you do?

(A) Feed and clean him >

you gave him some bread and let him wash up at your trough. he appreciates you!

(B) Insult >

he IS bloody and stinky but why would you say that to him :(

(X) Attack! >

bad idea!

average kcd npc experience

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hans is like if that tweet that’s like “men will say they’re fighting demons and the demons is just bisexuality” came to life and started strutting around 15th century bohemia

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nothing just the energy they have in this screenshot. i think about it every day. why is he (both of them) standing like that?

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as much as i enjoy the kdc2 henry model there’s something just… so charmingly doe-eyed and vacant about the first one idk how to describe it