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Imagine for a moment you’re one of Lou Wilson’s new neighbors. This guy moves in driving the joker-mobile. He gives you his number and when your call goes to voicemail you’re treated to a full gospel choir. One day you catch a glimpse through his window and he’s just scratching hundreds of scratch-off lottery tickets. He owns two jet skis.

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this episode has convinced me that it is vic, not brennan, who is sam's true narrative foil. his archnemesis. a worthy adversary who does not hesitate to throw his psychological torment right back at him

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Zendaya as Tashi Duncan in CHALLENGERS (2024)

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the wicked movie teaches important moral lessons like "be bisexual in college" and "don't trust politicians" and "if you push someone who's in a wheelchair without their permission, someone might throw a bench at your head with their mind"

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this can’t be real

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if you're not obsessed with a fucked up female character i hope that changes for you soon. becoming obsessed with a genuinely deranged fictional woman will change your life.

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sometimes you’ll enjoy a band casually and other times that band will have you saying shit like i need to go to east rutherford new jersey

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I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what

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I used to do cross country in high school, and there was this guy on the team that was wonderful. Great guy. But his advice to everyone that asked how to get good was to run 20k a day.

If you don't run, I'll just tell you, most people's bodies cannot take that kind of abuse. No matter how much you train, you will not be able to run 20k a day. It's like how you can't train to make your cuts heal faster. You recover as fast as you recover. So while a big part of what made this guy so succesful was the dedication and mental toughness needed to actually run 20k a day, an equally big part was that he healed like fucking Wolverine. And that's fine, but it would've been nice if he knew that and stopped telling new guys to commit suicide by jogging.

Different guy on the team ran like, 5-6k a day, which actually isn't all that much. His problem when he gave advice was that he didn't really get that 5-6k a day doesn't generally produce elite results for most people. He was lucky in the sense that he didn't have to work all that hard to get great results, and unlucky in the sense that if he pushed himself much further than that, he fell apart.

I think about those two whenever I get advice from succesful people. The very things that make them outliers also make their advice useless to most people. Worse, they're often outliers on totally separate ends of the same spectrum, so their advice will be contradictory.

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To be fair if I was arresting Justin Timberlake and he was like do you know who I am I would absolutely say no I’ve never heard of you

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why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

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Guys Colin wouldn’t dream of courting Penelope because they aren’t courting they go straight to being engaged…he’s following the four fs it goes friends, feelings, fingering, fiancés.

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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

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Penelope: don’t worry we never need to hook up again

Colin: oh word? cool cool cool coool no doubt no doubt no doubt no doooouuubt

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he may have had his fingers all up in my girl but he fixed her dress and hair while trying to avoid getting her all sticky so he may have been a whore for a hot minute but he's also a gentleman thank you very much

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so, so valid of anthony to barely be in this season because he canonically can’t stop fucking his wife long enough to be a functioning member of society

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Colin: Don’t mention reading or books, men don’t like that.

*sees her and Lord Debling reading a book together*

Colin: fuck I gotta learn how to read.