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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe
I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus
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The next IT movie remake where theyre teens in the 2000’s is gonna end with young Mike scrolling 27 years in his phone calendar and adding “IT back maybe?” For the beginning of summer and then cuts to him waking up in a cold sweat 27 years later to his phone blaring that calendar notif to him and a news report on the tv saying a new kid has gone missing
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accidentally soaked a gopher today... not a joke or innuendo. Poured a five gallon bucket over a tree where our irrigation system is shut off and this thang hopped out of the ground.

He's big mad now too


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"THE DARKEST PIT OF HELL HAS OPENED FOR BUSINESS!"
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This dog I’m sitting grabbed an American flag out of someone’s front yard, shook it in his mouth like it was a prey animal, then carried it 10 feet before shitting on it
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Enamored by this picture of a legless lizard from georgian reptile fb group

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It pisses me off when I see people draw dinosaur fursonas and they have huge fat tits. That's not a mammal. You do not love dinosaurs, but the idea of dinosaurs. Fuck you idiot. I'll kill you.
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my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red
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Texted my friend that I lost my voice and her immediate reaction was “Because you talk to that dog so damn much?”
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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
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Barbie Rupunzel has always been my favourite so this is for little 5 year old me who loved dragons and wanted to be an artist when she grew up.
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