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Girls just cant do anything without people complaining 🙄
..............so did Rayla just birth the antichrist or
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"I wonder if the mature themes in Arc3 will mean sexual content"
"Mature Arc 3 means more blood and gore!"
You are all focussing on the wrong things. Actual adult themes look like this:
- Callum has lower Backpain because he's mostly studying in the library and not out adventuring anymore
- Ezran has to endure a 3 hour meeting with financial advisors discussing laws regarding the income declarations of Companies, NGOs and Freelancers
- Amaya's and Janai's Relationship is strained because one of them doesn't do their share of the household chores
- "How can this be dirty already AGAIN? I *just* cleaned it!" - Rayla, in her futile fight to keep their house clean
Follow me for more terrible Arc 3 Ideas
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Our boy did a little fly-by
The irony that today is TDP panel/Dragon King announcement day and Zym is a storm/sky dragon...
and it never rains in summer esp in July- it’s always super dry like- the lil Smokey bear fire meters are literally always set at “high risk” for wildfires from May-October💀
But it’s been thunder and lightning for hours now even tho it came out of literally nowhere and only rained for like 10 minutes💀😂
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i am unwell
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Counterpoint: "The Dragon Kink" will be an amazing tag for fanfiction & -art
okay off topic but tdk doesn’t sound as satisfying as tdp does. that’s upsetting 😔
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In regards to Arc 3
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Also I guess we have to tag posts with tdk as well as tdp now?
Did they mention when the kickstarter is (kick)starting?
I need to donate
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Did they mention when the kickstarter is (kick)starting?
I need to donate
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Give me more totally destroyed characters. Claudia's scream of despair and complete breakdown when Viren left her was one of my favorite things in Arc 2 and I need more of that kind of stuff
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Nothing quite like Claudias breakdown after Viren left her <3
I finished The Dragon Prince the other day
And let me tell you
The grip well written villains have on me is NOT funny
Like. LOOK AT THEM


Also, Runaan,,,
SOREN AND CORVUS OMG
Zubeia,,,
Also hello again tumblr The Dragon Prince has been my resurrection
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let's GOOOOOOOOOOO
In 24 hours we’re getting Arc 3 news.
TWENTY. FOUR. HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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I love the random replacements for clichés writers insert in science fiction shows. like when a 21st-century human would say "stop pacing you'll wear a hole in the floor" but in a space show the alien/future human says "you're oscillating like a Betelgeusian night badger" or some shit. like fuck yeah he is. amazing drive-by worldbuilding. I'm gonna spend the next half hour wondering why the Betelgeusian night badger evolved to do that
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God puts his strongest soldiers in Dachgeschosswohnungen 🥀
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Warum wird "Wasser und Brot" immer als das schlimmste, traurigste Essen überhaupt dargestellt? Habt ihr schonmal Wasser und Brot gehabt? That shit goes hard
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