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Elden ring lore is so funny because the third most powerful thing in the world and the thing that all the demigods fear the most is just an emaciated dog with a sword that does backflips

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They’ve been sentenced to the giant scarf until they hug it out

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We are all sitting here expecting an evil villain makeover during the timeskip and then she just comes back with a doggo and is the most well-adjusted of the whole bunch

I think a good amount of Claudia’s problems could be fixed by giving her a dog.

If the issue is just people abandoning her, seven years is plenty of time to find a pack of wolves and make them all immortal. If Rayla gets to leave for two years and come back with a portal monkey, Claudia should get to leave for seven years and find a way to make her shadow wolves huggable and last forever.

The way I see it is this,

Pros:

-we get to see more animals

-dogs probably don’t understand what evil is

-if the wolves are Xadian, maybe she’ll learn that dark magic and Xadian creatures can coexist and if she just harvests the parts that can regrow like fur, she can use dark magic sustainably without hurting things

-romance is temporary, doggo is eternal

Cons:

-if the dogs ever die, Claudia becomes a supervillain and destroys the world

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Just playing around with ideas

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Queen Janai!

I’m getting my bestie @glitterthegaywitch into TDP, and every time Janai shows up she chants; “hot wife hot wife hot wife!” 🤣

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my child: "why is my sister named rose"

me: "because your other parent loves roses."

child: "thank you for telling me."

me: " no problem,

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Friendly reminder that Stella could decapitate anyone. She just chooses not to

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you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

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Everyday I wake up a little bit happier now, knowing that my favorite show will actually get its ending instead of being guillotined by netflix <3

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YEEEEEEEESSSSD FUCK YEEEEESSSS

WAKE UP, TDP FANS!!

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✅All of the above

I am made a new one because I was informed that I forgot a few Rayla designs! Check my blog for more arc design battles!

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has anybody done this yet

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It's beautiful

may I present you some Stargate fanart

well actually it’s because I saw whatever this is and felt compelled to make a stargate version