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microwaving butterflies is my past time
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Rizzel razzel
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Rogue planets act like people but with just really slow internet and if you get on the other side of that connection but like it eats us but imagine if we tryed to give the rogue planet some shit like space aid to give it a one of those wipper snappers
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All fruit loops are the same flavor wtf
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If you die while having an orgasm your coming and going at the same time
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Lmao
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mom said its my turn for the xbox
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Fat on your body is your bodys version of a airbag
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So I got high, and wanted an apple so i picked this up without thinking took a bite paused then continued to chew for a solid 8 seconds without really noticing that when i took my second bite only then after I realized that is actually a candle
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