microwaving butterflies is my past time
2 notes
·
View notes
Rogue planets act like people but with just really slow internet and if you get on the other side of that connection but like it eats us but imagine if we tryed to give the rogue planet some shit like space aid to give it a one of those wipper snappers
1 note
·
View note
All fruit loops are the same flavor wtf
0 notes
If you die while having an orgasm your coming and going at the same time
1 note
·
View note
Lmao
mom said its my turn for the xbox
15K notes
·
View notes
Fat on your body is your bodys version of a airbag
0 notes
So I got high, and wanted an apple so i picked this up without thinking took a bite paused then continued to chew for a solid 8 seconds without really noticing that when i took my second bite only then after I realized that is actually a candle
0 notes