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When mom and son got each other’s backs

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This was just a draft btw, I’ve made better versions recently

I made a grizzly design (pre-banishment) and idk how I like it ,, colours could definitely use some work

-banishment from the nether

In the “Every Five Minutes A Natural disaster happens” he joins Jshlatt and all

Poppies because,, they were given to him at his grave and him in Every Five Minutes

And there are a pickaxe abd a tree to show what he was in charge of

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Not sure if this has been done before..

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i REALLY hope c!charlie is just. immortal. Like someone stabs him and it goes through his stomach and doesn’t do any damage. He can turn into a slime block at will. He can fit in small holes. He can’t die. But he’s so damn oblivious and baby he’ll just be like “whoops! you dropped your sword in me! i can feel it touching my Real Human Bones!” and give it back

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Because no-one asked, here is my c!slimecicle headcannons

I (All of this is roleplay, of course.) I would put this all under a Read More, but sadly, I know not how to do that yet.

I like to call The Vent Goblin “Crimecicle” and the God Charlie “Divinecicle.”

Dude just straight up melts when he sleeps cause it takes effort to maintain a humanoid form.

He also stress-melts for the same reason.

Honestly he just melts when feeling a lot of emotion or when overworked.

Most slimes have an opaque bit in the head and chest that is basically their brain and heart, and if both are destroyed, the slime dies and can’t reform. Not Charlie. Dude could be obliterated and it would just take him a bit to reform but he certainly could do it.

He, whenever another slime is present, humanoid or blob-like, has a strong urge to kill them.

Guy can’t be killed, he’s a god.

His blood is just a bit darker a green.

Normal slimes have slime legs, Charlie just was born without legs and wears wooden prosthetics.

This is also partly where the name “Slimecicle” came from, as other kids made fun of him for it and he just took it with pride.

The other reason is cause at one point in his childhood, another kid stuck a popcicle stick in his head and called him slimecicle and he just liked the stick and kept it.

He can have a sword arm, but only on his left hand, because he’s right-handed.

His solution was to simply become ambidextrous.

He can store things inside him, that’s where his inventory is.

The opaque “heart” part is basically a bag of holding.

He looks VERY creepy when sleeping if you woke him up, as his eyes melt as well.

Most slimes wear glasses, if they want to be taken seriously, as their eyes look like how Slimecicle’s icon looks like.

Also slimes just have shitty vision in general. Everything’s blurry.

They, usually the blob slimes, rarely the humanoid ones if needed, see through vibrations when they bounce.

When sleeping, his eyes kind of just, retract into his head?

Slimes come in many different colors!

Charlie’s parents were blue and yellow, making green.

But if you see a rainbow slime, or a very big and tall slime, run. As that means they have killed many other slimes and absorbed them.

Most slimes have pretty much as many teeth as humans, Charlie has one, like his icon.

Dude honestly just rolled the genetic dice and got a nat 1.

I seem to do that for characters that are reincarnations of gods.

You know how minecraft slimes are always green? They are usually looked down upon by the humanoid slimes, so usually blue and yellow slimes don’t get together if they plan on having kids.

Slimes usually live under swamps and just generally damp areas.

You know how octopi’s tentacles have minds of their own? Its like that. Every part of him is sentient, like a hivemind.

Based on the “four eyes” bit, i like to think slimes can see in every direction, it’s just very blurry.

You know how he uses autotune and other filters? That’s just his voice. He taught himself how to fuck with his vocal chords. It helps that he is made of slime, but pretty much every other slime has no idea how he does it.

He can be killed, but it won’t last.

in some places, The Vent Goblin is hailed as a God.

Specifically in the place where “i lost my mind in VR” happened.

Divinecicle has not been hailed as a God, as he has not made his presence known.

Rather, he is regarded as a fairytale or fable of sorts.

The three hearts on his shirt beat and get greyed out and re-red-ed as he gets hurt and heals.

Edit 1:

The guy can do contortionist poses with ease because he is made of slime.

That includes 360 head movement.

Based on the idea that he is illiterate, he learned enchantment table when he was younger for the fun of it, and realized later on that that is the only language he can read/write.

The eyes of slimes are a darker slime piece than their blood is

There are multiple Slime Gods, Divinecicle being one of the more powerful ones, reaching out towards gods of other species.

Edit 2:

Humanoid slimes live deep, deep in caves.

Like half of the Slimecican headcannons make more sense in the context of the cave.

I am now realizing that this is becoming more about his species rather then Charlie himself.

I am pretty okay with that.

Underground, if you go deep enough, you can still see structures built by the Slimecican.

And by “deep enough,” I mean you would have to have no plans of going back to the surface.

Edit 3, Human Form Time:

All of the things he’s done in slime form translate into human form.

And the things he survived in slime form he’s seemingly lived through in human form.

Basically, if he got a wound that would be fatal to a human in slime form, and he lived through it, (cause, y’know, slime) he would have a scar from the wound in human form.

The guy looks and seems like he’s been through hell and back. (And he kinda has!)

He either stumbles around or uses a cane because wooden prosthetics don’t translate well into Actual Human Legs.

His glasses are very bent and broken but somehow still intact? The glass is broken but not shattered.

Most of the rest of this will be a listing of the different scars from different events

He has multiple burn scars from both blowing up Bungerburg and exploding Fallen Grizzly.

Specifically on the Dream SMP, the hearts, rather than acting as an actual health bar, work as a visual aid for how many cannon lives he has left.

Which I feel is fitting that he has lost half of a cannon life and that he looks like hell.

He has several bite marks left from when Bizly tried to cannibalize him in “roll.”

And even more bite marks from the zombies in the Walking Dead VR series.

And one on his leg from Tommy biting him in the lazer eye mod video ( “Did that kid just BITE you?!” )

He has, not visually, but certainly some scars from having his brain removed and put back by Travis in “Minecraft VR has driven my soul from my body.”

He has many scratches on his arms and legs from the Gorgomites in “Minecraft, but it’s way more traumatizing.”

His right arm is barely functional from the sawblade incident in the Epic SMP, because having a limb removed and reattached doesn’t really work for humans. (I assume, I’m not a doctor.)

Not visually, but he definitely has both physical and emotional scars from being drowned by Swagger on the Epic SMP.

He has many, many scars and healed broken bones from the crusher incident on the Epic SMP.

He has several scars from splitting in slime form, because general slime antics to not translate well for a human.

He has that mouth scar that c!Quackity has (No lore based reason, I just think it’d look cool.)

He has band aids and bandages covering both his left hand and entire right arm.

And, of course, he has many, many emotional scars from all the shit he’s done and been through.

I assume hybrids are looked down upon on the Dream SMP (Most of the hybrid characters are drawn as human with some features of their respective hybrid in the Dream SMP) So he would probably be using his human form on the Dream SMP. 

Edit 4, Time For Lore (TW for the topics of rot, corpses and just generally slimey body horror) (Oh yeah and some spoilers too) (AND memory issues)

To get the gross stuff out of the way, he’s basically slime piloting his human corpse.

And the slimes on him in his skin are actually his slimey insides leaking through wounds on the body.

Basically, what happened is after he got trapped in the void for quite awhile (Either after the events of the Epic SMP or his Little Nightmares II series) and slowly, but surely, he crawled his way out of the abyss.

And once he found himself above the surface, just from observing the people that were there, he put two and two together that hybrids are disliked when in their more mob form.

And, either what happens is he finds his human corpse in the snow, very close to where he had dug out from, with a single poppy growing out from the chest,

Or he finds himself and his corpse in the walls of the restaurant.

Either way, he ends up in the walls of that restaurant, leading to him meeting Quackity.

I like to think he can split off pieces of himself to spy on others.

Also, remember how I said he can do contortionist like poses in slime form? Well he can do it in human form and he does it twice as often.

Like, when he was told to get out from the wall, I like to think he faceplanted, got into a position where his legs were above his head, planted on the ground, and basically maneuvered in such a way so that he was back on his two feet within seconds.

Rightfully prompting the “What ARE you?!” from Quackity.

He commonly gets into positions that seem Definitely Not Human.

But he’s totally a human person! He swears!!

He is still absolutely scarred.

His right arm is definitely rotting under those bandages. Therefore he had to goop it up a whole lot before it was functional again.

He can still absolutely put things inside of him, and does it without realizing that it’s Not A Very Human Thing To Do.

Also when he said “I’m a person..” it was said in such a tone that makes me feel like he basically thought being human and being treated with basic respect go hand in hand and that he hadn’t gotten that respect often which supports my headcannon that he was pretty much treated like an animal by both humanoids and slimes alike in this essay I w

Also the DreamSMP Charlie that got the tour is what you get when Divinecicle gets to the overworld and then shot into orbit once more, the Charlie from Quackity’s lore stream is what you get when Crimecicle escapes from the void and finds his body once more.

Regular Charlie is what you get when you put all other versions into a blender.

Speaking of Divinecicle, he’s watching c!Charlie intently.

And when Quackity asked if he knew what a friend is Divinecicle was like “Condi Bizly and Grizzly!! They are friends!!!” and was a bit saddened that he said he didn’t.

And when c!Charlie was stalking Foolish, he was like “Ah! A fellow God!” but he pretty much just appeared as a voice in the back of c!Charlie’s head that thought Foolish looked familiar and/or friendly, despite his current state.

Whenever slime leaves one world and moves on to the next or changes what body he’s piloting, he pretty much represses what happened.

And when he found himself in his human body, the memory loss hit him HARD.

Like he still barely remembers what happened! He just doesn’t want to.

When Quackity asked slime if he knew what a friend was, that pause was him remembering his friends and their adventures, and what they did, and then immediately pushing it back down.

And with the fading memory, fresh and rotten in his mind,

He says no.

Schlatt, the apples, disasters, and ringtone are the ones that have never been forgotten. Not meaning it’s constantly what he thinks about, but it’s the easiest to remind him of.

I feel like somehow Quackity would accidently remind him of that time. And I know for a fact he would use it to manipulate him.

Like I can imagine Quackity having the ringtone, and having it cause c!Charlie to panic and try to run and hide, on the verge of tears. And Quackity being like “Oh. So this causes you stress?” And using it when slime does something he doesn’t want him to.

And slime meeting Glatt. Glatt has no memory of who this is but Charlie remembers exactly who Schlatt was. 

I think it’d be funny if Glatt was like “Woah you look terrified” and assuming he was just scared in general cause this is probably a very new situation for him and Glatt just looks for what he’s willing to give this creature to calm him down, and he pulls out an apple.

And Charlie’s just like “Oh now you’re just fucking with me” and again, tries to leave and run away from this, all while muttering something about buttons under his breath.

Anyway, his Human Bits glow in the dark!

as do his four eyes.

And him shambling around makes sense both in the context I gave it and in the context of the corpse.

Divinecicle calls c!Charlie Vesseption

Because the mortal slime is already a vessel for both Crime and Divine and because the slime found something to use as a vessel, it’s vessel inception; AKA Vesseption.

Also he definitely has more scars from both his RE8 playthrough and from Tommy’s “I Survived Minecraft’s Hardest Mod…”

And, with many characters created by Charlie Slimecicle, I feel like c!Charlie is smarter than he lets on.

That is all I can think of for now, I will edit this with more if I think of them.

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Unrelated to the cool art but I thought that said poggers at first and it hilarious lmao

haha *folds onto the ground and sobs*

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Really the biggest inspiration for the revived grizz au was the opportunity for charlie and grizz to have more sad interactions 👍

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attempting to explain how similar c!grizzly and c!wilbur are to my friends and how that means in a future SCU vid corrupt!grizzly might be revived while they keep saying “they look nothing alike lol” “??? they’re barely similar wtf” “so anyways (redirects conversation)” feels EXACTLY like this

yes i sound insane. yes im mad at them /hj. yes im still gonna scream about it here because people might actually listen to me

if this gets more than 2 notes ill make a full blown actual post about my connection and theory

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How I think the SCU goes down:

Slimecicle, free from SMPLive and VR, leave’s the wastelands and explores, stumbling into Failboat and SkipTheTutorial. Together, they anger some fae, who curses all three into making it so that whatever they break drops the wrong thing, and to break the curse they have to beat the Enderdragon. It happens, eventually (yes ik they don’t beat it in the video shhh).

When jumping through the portal to leave the End, something goes haywire with Charlie and he’s dropped into RLCraft where he meets Condi and Grizz, who he already knows from SMPL. They fool around, stuff happens, but eventually Console (p much Super God) realizes its mistake and corrects it,

sorta.

Charlie, Condi and Grizz, plopped back into the normal overworld are met with Schlatt, who has newfound Demi-God powers, and boy oh boy is he ready to use them.

He traps the three in his “domain” and slowly pulls natural disaster after natural disaster from the ground, torturing the three. In a last ditch effort Charlie calls upon the thing that got him, Skip and Failboat cursed in the first place, an old fae spell journal. Using this he expels Schlatt’s power, and Schlatt forgets the entire ordeal.

The faerie that cursed Charlie, feeling a “disturbance” due to its spellbook being used, follows the new crew, who have pretty much taken Schlatt in since he barely remembers anything more than SMPL, VR and he and Wilbur’s challenges (YES I am crossing timelines stfu im sad and gay). The faerie says “fuck it” and uses a low-level curse on them, making any blocks they break come alive.

Charlie goes “hey it worked last time” and tells the others that they need to take down the Enderdragon to get rid of the curse. Thankfully though, the curse breaks just by them getting into the Nether (I know that they get to the Nether in the video and blocks still fight back but :P).

Finally free they all three vow to never fucking do THAT again.

Schlatt decides it’s time for him to part ways with the group, and leaves off into the sunset :].

Wandering around further, they meet up w the rest of the JWRI crew. That whole video happens, and Charlie, Condi and Grizzly are ONCE AGAIN tortured by a god, but this time they’ve got new friends :) !!

Here you can see the first time Grizz ever gets a true taste of power, and it Sorta Maybe Kinda corrupts him.

Yknow. Just a little.

The floating island that’s made during this video is the first iteration of Olympus, and Charlie, once he’s taken the dice, creates the more formal version of Olympus.

Charlie eventually fucks up with the dice, and Console says “yknow you’ve caused me So Much Trouble… I’m gonna make a bunch of little creatures that will chase after you and hunt you until I deem fit.

Grizzly bolts, still not sure if this whole friend thing is worth it, seeing as… well… power >:)

That leaves only Condi and Bizly with Charlie because Wheatie just left after all that. as u do <3

Charlie’s like “well it worked last time… and the time before that!”

and the other two look at each other and go “i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you” and then they beat the game 🥰🥰🥰.

The whole ordeal that is The HARDEST Minecraft Dificulty deserves its own post so I won’t get into it but uhhhh

edgy grizzly my beloved

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Grizzly is what is in the egg

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Idea for manhunt:

Literally the same thing but theres a mod. Why do i propose this?

Because i wanna see dreams frustration when he does something that dOESNT WORK

More specifically, i want dream to get burned by a crafting table.

Oh yeah baby. SCU mod for manhunt.

But like, a good extra rule is that-- whenever one of the hunters die, they get replaced by The Council.

So now-- dream has a really difficult choice because he can either kill the hunters to get more distance and progress and time but at the cost of replacing them with people who know how the mod works and what to do or let the hunters who dont know SHIT about the mod live at the expense of them always being on his tail or really close.

But the replacements are random too so a potential situation could be like-- dream is being chased by sapnap early game near a water source. Sapnap gets stuck and dream gets a free kill. Dream runs as Charlie spawns in the place where he died (oh yeah they spawn where they die lol) and picks up the fallen items. He then starts to fish while the rest of the team track dream down using their usual tactics. Dream manages to shake them off his tail and is out running in an open field. He then sees charlie at the corner of his vision eating cod and fucking cod missiles start to rain. Dream screams, charlie makes puns, the council laughs, and the hunters watch in horror and delight. But then suddenly charlie falls off from where he is and dies to fall damage. Sapnap spawns in his place and they fight again. Its a close one but then dream deals the final blow killing sapnap and condi spawns in his place. Condi then proceeds to run screaming into dreams nether portal and so on so forth.

Look man, i just wanna see charlie and the boys interact with the dteam pLEASE IM FUCKING BEGGING

Dream if you see this on ur tumblr acc, would you please consider?? UwU

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If Mr. Charlie Slimecicle's DSMP character does not have the SCU as his backstory, I will be very upset

Let the slime lad have a poppy with him at all times, let him have a fear of apples, the nether, and thunderstorms, let my boy be god

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if charlie doesnt carry a poppy around in his hotbar on the dsmp when he does lore and makes his character have an irrational fear of apples then WHATS THE FUCKING POINT /hj

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God designs for the scu

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dsmpblr: *theorizing about how and why the poppies appeared*

slimecicle cinematic universe fans:

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Thinking about Charlie Slimecicle...

Thinking about him unionizing Tubbo's villagers...

Thinking about Slime still having some of his god powers...

Thinking about him being a mob wisperer...

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ok new headcannon. everyone in the SCU actually looks like a biblically accurate angel EXCEPT bizly. imagine walking down the street one day and seeing three 20ft tall abstract lovecraftian creatures just hanging out with this generic guy. how would you feel.