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the notes are broken 😂

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Hey, does anyone know any good of any good external DVD players that work on Chromebook that WON'T try to burn you a CD? Please, I need to watch my DVDs on the go.

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Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

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studio ghibli movies are like if someone took all of your fondest, softest childhood dreams and put them into a film

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I took when I felt something move at ass o' clock at night (or very early morning) and got this fucker. Love the shitty old man, but dear fuck that's a damn heart attack.

@n0ix @scrumptiousfoxglitter

Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes

@fymo-blogs @the-real-gmail @totally-china @dhampirdreamerz @france-unofficial

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I know damn well I won't remember all of my wonderful Moots, but to any that see this, hopefully you all know how much you mean to the people around you.

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

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when your love language is secretly physical touch, but any amount of affection overwhelms you 🙄

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go white boy goooo

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So I posted these two images that I made in a post together just shy of a year ago, and the post got 10,000+ notes. Today I saw a meme with a text convo of someone sending one of them to a military recruiter (which is extremely funny) and I thought “oh I should find that post again”

but when I went to find it, it had completely vanished. not just the original post, but even reblogs of it. I couldn’t even find screenshots anyone had taken of the original post. it wasn’t brought to my attention as a reported post, tumblr never even contacted me about deleting it, it just… disappeared

really gets the noggin joggin

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RPG Unrapped!

You have played 0 RPGs!

You have had 98489723 RPGs collapse due to scheduling issues!

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ooc - Make sure to send whatever you want before the 22nd of December(or 23rd.) I’m planning to temporarily turn them off maybe until January? or at least until the 26th because of the raid theyre apparently planning. Media asks are off again. I dont want to risk anything, and I highly suggest you dont send links. I wont reply

If you’re a roleplay blog too, please do this. Please turn your asks off. They are planning to send potentially gore of real people, specifically children. Take care of yourselves please, you are your #1 priority, nothing and nobody else.

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Oh thank fuck, she lives.

Love bug, snookums, light of my life, horror of my naps, stealer of my snacks, absorber of my rants, Yin to my Yang, my ammo to my shotgun, Leviathan, Miss Thang, Lady Finna Smack A Hoe, bestie. Where tf are you. You've been gone way too long.

Love bug??? Snookums??? Light of your life???

The others r accurate but, Ray, bro, wtFRICK r u on?!

I do love Lady Finna Smack A Hoe, that one is great

AND U GAVE ME THOSE SNACKS

Yeah, the ADHD energy vampire hit so... no energy to look through 99+ notifs :/

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I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.

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Please sign the petition!!!

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.