The jumbled emotions of a brain that has been radiated and exposed to children.
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We have less than 24 hours left before she is halfway across the world again. I am so happy we've had this time together and so heartbroken that it must come to an end. For now. (at Houston, Texas)
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No one is obligated to sit around and wait for you to be sure about whether or not you wanna build with them.
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I'm not tryna tell you how to live your life, but have you told a nigga no today?
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Watching #gators with my faves. #skippingschool #badmoms (at Ultimate Swamp Adventures)
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Cause when you picking up #bae from the airport, you have to be prepared to ruin her focus. #ILoveMyself #ILoveHerToo
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Fucking peasants. #FirstOfHerName #MardiGras #Royalty #MardiGrasMuseum (at The Mardi Gras Museum of Costumes and Culture)
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Ending a vacation always sucks, but this may be the hardest ending yet. Can we just stay here forever? #AccidentalLove #Polyamory #ThatGayShit #SummerVacation #BodyMeetsBus #MyEyesAreSweating #PostItNoteLove (at Voodoo Villa)
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Found my Amsterdam #Zaddy at #alcatraz. #crimemuseum @xodohtronu @alcatrazeast #pigeonforge #gatlinburg #dollywood #ojdidit #travelsabroad #dutchbae #carribeangyal (at Alcatraz East)
#zaddy#alcatraz#crimemuseum#pigeonforge#gatlinburg#dollywood#ojdidit#travelsabroad#dutchbae#carribeangyal
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My life's wish in one picture. #hermoinegranger #representationmatters
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My future marriage summarized in one picture. (at Gatlinburg, Tennessee)
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Guess who I bumped into? I figured since he "freed the slaves", we were cool. So I said, Hey, fam. You on Snapchat? How about a selfie? I thought asking for his autograph would be in bad taste. (at Ripley's Aquarium of the Smokies)
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Fren: Oooo look at this view. Me: 馃槵 Fren: There is a deer. Me: 馃檮 #MyCaucasianVacation (at Cades Cove/Great Smokie Mountain National Forest)
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My favorite sports. #gloryhole #AllThatFreakyShit
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I have an unexpected guest in my bed. I hope the hotel doesn't charge me extra. #AdventuresWithAustinDDuck (at Fairfield Inn & Suites Chattanooga)
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This is about the third or fourth time I've run my #vansxmarvel #captainmarvel sneakers under the water. I bought the @crepprotect on recommendation and I have NO regrets. The water just slides off and the shoes aren't even wet! It is like straight witchcraft and wizardry. @vans, you need to team up with them #Avengers style.
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How to make me swipe right: Text back, be funny, buy me things.
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