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i wonder what the many suse employees i know think about me saying i had gay sex at their conference

someone mentions wanting to try linux & i get so excited and start wagging my tail but get disapproving looks because wagging isn't ladylike 😔

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oh to be an alt girl amidst middle aged white men at a large business conference

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Cis men using Linux is actually cultural appropriation of trans women. And that's the poast.

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sudo transactional-update pkg install estrogen

sudo apt-get install estrogen

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the red hat and suse merch in my room fighting like toy story characters when im not around

My day job is having an on-site training from Redhat today. Free swag from the enemy.

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I'm watching the display in the break room update to Windows 11 and it's like sitting at someone's bedside as they're dying. 85%, mere moments now...

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beep

opinion on when computer goes 'beep'?

very good and cute, they should do that more

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susecon 2025 will have a booth where you can have sloppy gay sex with a robot

We here at linux inc. believe in robot yuri

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We here at linux inc. believe in robot yuri

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we at suse dont do vendor lock-in and support all distros

except for ubuntu. im so sorry that happened to you. we're always here to talk

had a nightmare I met someone who uses ubuntu

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my bits are always sticky,,,

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my suse plushie collection i got at susecons

featuring @opensuse-official too!!! and the right one is a @rancher-official (lol thats also my acc) plushie!!!!!!

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i am the darker enterprise suse, together with @rancher-official we shall make enterprise open source again and hornypost on tumblr, it's only natural

I'm fine with Windows users but do they have to do it in public? How am I supposed to explain it to my child? It's just not natural.

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every OS should have a funny lil animal as mascot, it's just not okay otherwise

I'm fine with Windows users but do they have to do it in public? How am I supposed to explain it to my child? It's just not natural.

[suse-official]

one reblog and i install opensuse kalpa on my laptop

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liberty linux and @centos-official are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

[suse-official]

i wanna rail a twink robot while installing linux on them