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Here lies Kat. She was just trying

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quarantine is just having to confront your old hyperfixations as they resurface one by one like you’re scott pilgrim and they’re each one of ramona’s exes

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are you a latte or cappuccino person? apartment or house? spring, summer, autumn or winter? fruits or veggies? cafes or restaurants? dark or light colors?

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the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering

“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response

she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response

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Huh. Cute!

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This is so cute 🥺

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gonna start signing all my messages and posts with this (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🍋ﾌﾞｫﾝ but with a situationally relevant emoji

for example. i like frogs (っ’-‘)╮ =͟͟͞͞🐸ﾌﾞｫﾝ

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what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

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the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

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Abled Person: Hey man, can you hold this wad of $2,000 and this one penny for me while I open my wallet?

Disabled Person: YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER FOOL!

The United States Government:

(Watch how many people don’t get this.)

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Translation: “wait what? what are you waiting for? eh? curry? did you make curry (in the bathtub)?” “ya, want some?” “yeah”

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This is where you'll end up if you Animal Cross me

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Any designs with witchy vibes?

long overdue witchy post, more witchy designs on the way!

:eyes: by @mossdeep-island

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me 3 days into quarantine