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...smart ass.

That’s why the world created brunch.

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Okay, so it's noon...does that mean I have breakfast or go straight to lunch?

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...as long as we're clear on that, then.

When I said I have no issues about sleeping with women, I wasn’t talking about you. More of a Megan Fox sort of girl, not a look alike of you sort of one.

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A threesome? I'm sure that is fun, but I'll have to opt out of that one. Maybe you can find two others to join you, though.

I have no issues with sleeping with a woman, but I’d much rather have a guy there as well. Makes things much more interesting.

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Well this is awkward.

Stop talking, or sleep with me…

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It could, but I'm not a particular fan of being knocked out. That would leave me with a killer headache.

Or hire someone to knock you out for the night. That might do the trick.

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That's cute. Is he here at the hotel?

Yeah, German Shepherd like this thing. His name is Max.

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Damn. That bad, huh? I'll be sure to invest in a pair of those as well. Make a sleep playlist with cricket sounds and water or something like that.

Earplugs and possibly noise-cancelling headphones might just do the trick. Her name is Danielle.

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You have a dog? Ah, well it's up to you. You can do whatever you want.

I think I’ll stay with him for a while, he reminds me of mine.

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Yeah...I was just thinking that too. Guess I should invest in some earplugs. What's your sister's name?

Now you know about it, I’m sure it’s gonna’ be happening to you soon.

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Huh. Maybe tie him up outside or something and if he has a owner, they'll see him and if not...I guess send him to a shelter.

Just a plain collar, nothing else.

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Wow. Well then I'm definitely glad I've never had to experience that.

Loud enough for me to have to leave the suite and jump into my boyfriends bed a couple of floors down loud. It gets pretty intense.

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There's no tag or anything?

Just running around the gardens, don’t know whose he is.

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Haha yeah, of course. So how loud does your sister get, exactly?

At least you know it’s not me whose being noisy, that’s all I care about.

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Big ass cutie, definitely but no, he's not mine. Where'd you find him?

This big ass cutie, is it yours?

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Definitely a big ass cutie, but not me. Where did you find him?

This big ass cutie, is it yours?

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They hung up on you? And here I was thinking I was rude for interrupting the conversation.

No need, it dried out and they may or may not have hung up.