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Erak: You're right.

Svengal: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it? Bjorn! Write that down! Erak finally concedes Svengal knows best

Erak: I did not say that

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Svengal, pointing: May I sit there?

Erak: No I am sitting here

Svengal: So? We can share

Erak: I don't think that will work.. SVENGAL

*Crack* *Bam* *Cursing*

Hal: I wonder why that didn't work on a wooden chair with two big skandian idiots

Thorn: Yeah very interesting. Right Boss?

Erak: Shut up Thorn or I'll get my axe! You know what. Bjorn! Get my axe anyway. I need to behead the idiot who did this to me.

Svengal: Now wait a minute. I just wanted to be romantic.

Erak: yes very romantic. Now it will be a romantic beheading

Svengal: As my aunt Winfredia always says you never know until you try. And I missed you. So... Let's just say I am your idiot?

Erak, to the Herons: what did I do to deserve this

Thorn: just being you boss. Just being you. You two chose and deserve eachother.

Erak: Why thank you Thorn. Anyone else some interesting insights? *Strokes his axe*

Herons: no no. I think we need to get back

Svengal: Now Erak...

Erak: Shut up. We're going home

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I am rereading Brotherband and honestly even the other Skandians see Sverak.

In book 4 Svengal is literally called Eraks eternal company

And honestly I just love that for them💓

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Erak: Svengal, we tried things your way.

Svengal: No, we didn't.

Erak: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Svengal: Where's the most romantic spot for a first kiss? Wrong answers only.

Erak: Dueling grounds.

Svengal: I said wrong answers only.

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Svengal: I think this might be a bad idea...

Erak: Don't start thinking on me now!

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Erak: Time to go all out

Svengal: okay where's the enemy?

Erak: I meant for our engagement party...

Svengal: ohh there will be a fight at our engagement party?

Erak: ... No.. we're gonna go all out drinking and singing... *Sigh* and yeah maybe fighting.

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Sverak art made by @stupidgayfish ❤❤❤

My Flirting Gay Dads❤❤

Love themmm💓

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Svengal: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Erak, waking up: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Svengal: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes.

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Erak: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Svengal: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Svengal: As my Aunt Tabitha always said. Patience is a virtue.

Erak: I don't care about virtue and all those Aunts of you really break down my patience.

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Erak: Orlog, give me patience.

Svengal: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Erak: If Orlog gave me even more strength, you'd be dead.

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Erak: You know how they say not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Erak: But my axe solves everything.

Erak: Someone bring me my axe!!! This time I am beheading that black and white bastard of a dog.

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Svengal: Am I in trouble?

Erak: Take a guess.

Svengal: No?

Erak: Take another guess.

Svengal: Maybe?

Erak: You are in so much trouble.. There is DOGHAIR on our bed. And I can't find my axe to kill the beast.

Erak: So I ask this only once. Where is Kloof? And why did you say yes to dogsitting again?!

Svengal: But Kloof is so cute. Just a big baby.

Erak: Where. Is. Kloof?!

Svengal: Wow it sure is sunny outside for once

Erak, murderous: Svengal..!

Svengal, getting ready to run: She must have escaped while I was napping...

Erak: .... I'm gonna end you

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Svengal: Can you cut me some slack, Erak? I’m sort of in love.

Erak: And how's that my problem? Also the poor guy, having to deal with all your bullshit.

Svengal: I’m in love with you.

Erak: Oh. That does make it my problem

Svengal, just stares: ...

Erak: Okay I love you too. But giving my tact I understand you didn't notice.

The Herons: Who's gonna tell them they were as subtle as a battering ram? But also both incredibly oblivious.

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Hal, to Stig : The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Erak and Svengal, in the distance: Or murder.

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Forgot to post this jfjfjf. But Sverak that I got for my birthday. From @rangerthursday11 💕

Best boys💕💕

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Erak: Who hurt you?

Svengal : *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Erak: ...Yes, actually. So we can murder them together