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Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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Sherlock analyzing the rose patterns on his tea cup trying to figure out the exact brush and paint used and Watson watch him confused + wanting his poor boyfriend to allow himself to eat

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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at a conference I attended recently, a researcher pointed to the difficulty of finding material in archives because so much depends on the metadata and the terminology used to describe things changes over time. "it would be so helpful," the researcher said, "if I typed 'lesbian' into the library of congress database, it would also show me results that were categorised in the 50s, when the materials were interpreted as 'intimate female friendships'"

which is what tag wrangles at Archive Of Our Own do incredibly effectively: searching for "omegaverse" also leads to "alpha/beta/omega dynamics" and "alternate universe: a/b/o" and so on. but ao3 achieves this frankly incredible categorisation and indexing system by the power of countless volunteers putting in hours and hours of unpaid and unthanked free time, and it's completely understandable that most archives do not have that kind of infrastructure, but also how incredible that a fan-run website has better searchability, classification, and accessibility than the library of congress

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I am Osama from Gaza. I have dedicated my life to serving my people and helping them overcome the hardships caused by the systematic genocide inflicted on the Gaza Strip. I champion hope in the hearts of families who have lost their homes, and I strive, with modest efforts, to provide the bare minimum for a dignified life.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #209 )✅️

Based on this goal, and through individual efforts, I reached out to my friends outside Palestine to provide assistance to the affected families and provide basic needs for the displaced. The bulk of the aid I received came from charitable people in Libya.

We hope this aid will provide real support and effective assistance to our people as they continue to persevere and overcome the harsh conditions they are experiencing. My efforts include providing financial assistance, distributing food baskets, vegetables, and ready-to-eat meals, as well as providing clean drinking water and some medicines and medical supplies to people with special needs.

I also strive to meet the needs of children by providing stationery and organizing a recreational day to alleviate their suffering and instill joy and hope in their hearts.

Through these initiatives, I aspire to be a true supporter and a strong advocate for my people in Gaza, helping them continue to persevere and overcome the ordeal they are experiencing.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #209 )✅️

Providing Meals and Vegetable Baskets Many families in Gaza struggle to provide adequate food for themselves and their children amid the harsh humanitarian conditions. In this context, ready-made meals and vegetable baskets have become one of the simplest and most effective ways to provide direct support to families who find themselves unable to meet their basic needs.

The initiative's goal:

Distributing food meals and vegetable baskets to needy families in the Gaza Strip. These baskets contain essential supplies that enable them to continue their daily lives with dignity and relative food security.

Providing clean drinking water Access to water has become a top priority for displaced people in the Gaza Strip amidst displacement and displacement, as they wait in long lines to obtain safe drinking water.

The initiative's goal :

is to provide clean and safe water to displaced families in the Gaza Strip, alleviate the suffering of the population, and ensure their right to safe drinking water that preserves their health.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #209 )✅️

Bringing Smiles to Children's Faces The children of Gaza are suffering from the ravages of war and destruction, deprived of their most basic rights to safety, education, and play. They live under intense psychological pressure as a result of the loss of their loved ones and the destruction of their homes, leaving a profound impact on their psyches and threatening their childhood and future.

The initiative's goal:

The "Putting Smiles on the Faces of Gaza's Children" initiative aims to provide them with moments of joy and hope amidst daily suffering, through recreational activities and the distribution of simple gifts. I seek to mitigate the psychological effects of war on children and restore hope to their hearts despite all the difficulties.

Providing financial assistance Providing financial assistance to displaced families through donations I receive.

The initiative's goal :

is to support families who have lost their homes and source of income by providing cash assistance to help them meet their basic needs and give them the opportunity to adapt to the difficult circumstances they are living in with dignity.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #209 )✅️

Providing Medicines and Wheelchairs

The suffering of the injured and sick in the Gaza Strip is increasing due to the severe shortage of medicines, medical supplies, and assistive devices, which puts their lives at great risk and hinders their access to necessary healthcare.

The initiative's goal:

The initiative aims to provide essential medicines, medical supplies, and assistive devices such as wheelchairs to support the injured and sick in the Gaza Strip, alleviate their health-related suffering, and ensure they receive care and treatment amidst the difficult humanitarian conditions.

In light of the dire humanitarian conditions our people in Gaza are experiencing due to the war, the closure of crossings, and the severe shortage of basic necessities, I make an urgent humanitarian appeal to those with compassionate hearts: We are in dire need of your support. Donations are the lifeline that enables us to continue providing.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #209 )✅️

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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"What do you want from a remake" I DON'T WANT THEM. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER SOULLESS NOSTALGIA-FILLED CASH-GRAB. I DON'T WANT ANY OF THEM. I DON'T WANT ADAPTATIONS THAT KILL THE ORIGINAL MESSAGE OF THE THING THEY WERE BASED UPON NEITHER THE SHOT-BY-SHOT DESATURATED RECREATIONS. I WANT ORIGINAL STORIES!!! NOT REMAKES OF MOVIES THAT AIN'T EVEN 30 YEARS OLD!!!​AAGGGGGHHH

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this feels like releasing an animal into the wild. releasing a Holmes into it’s natural habitat. be free 🦅🦅

whatever. Go my Holmes

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*laughs nervously* hey kids uh you might wanna start supporting your local theaters. Theatre is an easy, little to no risk way to defy fascism and the Trump administration is trying to kill it. Essay w/ sources to follow probably tomorrow.

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Thoughts About ‘Never Give Annabelle a Gun’

- Sometimes Butch was so awkward I got second-hand embarrassment, but I managed to power through it. I typically struggle with awkward characters/scenes, but the only one that really got me was the interrogation scene.

- Either way, she was adorable and shy and I loved her. I also love the idea of a character literally named ‘Butch’ not realizing she’s a lesbian. I really thought Annabelle was going to be the one struggling with her identity (She did, but not as much as Butch)

- We love a butch lesbian in six inch heeled cowboy boots w/ spurs. Truly a fashion icon.

- Tom was really determined to make happy lesbians. (Maybe Jeremy Jambalaya is Butch’s brother or something? I kind of wish he’d been included in the story.)

- For some reason I’ve always loved it when Luke plays women with cartoonish American accent, like Clarissa and Annabelle. He just nails the accents and mannerisms

- Henry is an amazing villain; he might be one of my new favorites. I’ve always said that AJ has a real talent for playing genuinely creepy and threatening characters; Henry’s obsession with Annabelle and treating her like his property, along the predatory nature of his affections for her (she’s an 18 year old. he’s an officer of the law with authority over her in more ways than one, implying he’s much older than she is). The musical motif was great as well. (AJ has a great singing voice)

- The bar scenes were hilarious- I loved Luke, who was obviously Not trying to play a woman, getting turned into the bartender’s daughter by Sam. (My theory is that Sam misheard Luke saying ‘Danny’ as ‘Daddy’ and ran with it)

- Tom’s Lurch-esque piano player is my new favorite side character. His melancholy aura captivated me. I also loved Tom subtly ribbing Sam for forgetting his name was Tim and calling him Arthur

- The pantomime bank robbery combined with AJ’s glorious singing felt like something I would see in a musical. It truly highlights their skills; it awesome to see how they all understood each other and what AJ wanted to do and shifted the scene accordingly. (Sam and Tom shenanigans were also funny to watch. Thank you to the subtitlers otherwise I would’ve been lost.)

- The helium voices were a great callback all throughout the show, and I loved how AJ incorporated it into the interrogation scene. (The continuity with the stolen helium and the stolen pig was great as well)

- Tom trying to justify coming up with the helium pig was hilarious, and also how Luke just broke as soon as he said it, then proceeded to double down on it. (To me, that’s the true spirit of improve: saying something you instantly regret, and watching in horror as everyone else runs with it)

- Speaking on continuity, the stolen shoe was a great plot point that tied things up real nice

- Sam as Mr. Parker reminded me of Mr. Wilson and also the American Tourist from No! I Always Loved That Caravan. Also, I thought at the beginning that Sam was implying Annabelle killed her mother the last time she got a gun, so the lesbian mother arc came out of left field for me.

- We love to see a she/he/they lesbian. The ‘give it time’ line made me lose it, respectfully. (Speaking as someone who rode the ‘she/her lesbian’ to ‘he/him trans man’ to ‘they/them whatever’ pipeline)

- I’m always a sucker for ‘prophecies coming true but not in the way that the character imagined’ trope, so the fact that Butch kind of ended up being the ‘girl with a gun’ was very fun.

- Loved the magic bullet that went into Henry’s hip, bounced around his rib cage, went into his jaw, and came out of his head. (JFK reference? In my SFTH play?? More likely than you think!)

- ‘That goddamn motherfucker took my tie!’ also broke me

- Butch finally coming to terms with her sexuality and realizing there’s a word for people like her made me very happy.

- Another parallel to Clarissa’s DIY Wedding: Mr. Parker just kinda…standing there…reminded me of Father Petrova interrupting the wedding, insulting Peter, and then squatting down to watch.

- Foot-J, a new addition to the AJCU: Alexander Jeremy Cinematic Universe

- Two Kisses? ¿En está económica? ¡Es imposible!

- When I first watched it live, because I had paused the premiere briefly to talk to a friend, the premiere ended before I was done watching, so I missed the kisses at the end. I ALSO happened to miss Sam’s joke about quick fingers at the end, so when I rewatched it I was, for lack of a better word, flabbergasted.

Sorry this was so long, I had a lot of thoughts. This was such a good long form, even beyond the obvious win of a happy lesbian couple. It is 100% going in my comfort list along with The Unrelenting Aubergine and Clarissa’s DIY Wedding.

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I of course had to immediately give our girls the classic film poster treatment, because they deserve to star in a sweeping musical love story. Big inspiration for this one came from the classic posters for Annie Get Your Gun (1946), though this isn't a direct recreation this time. The inspiration is below the cut as always!

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"..and the way she's always there like my partner in crime" 💞

(Spoilers for IMPROVISED PLAY #55 "Never Give Annabelle A Gun")

Soooooo.... them.... haha. It's 2:10 AM, I wish I could ramble right now but I NEED to get some sleep, I gotta be up early tomorrow! But look, I made a thing!! :-)) Baby's first (proper? still short?) animatic/edit! Take THAT, DIWives! That storyboard's crying in my sketchbook. I hope you like it, I sure had fun! I considered using 2 other SPG songs (Latum Alterum and Shattered Stars) but this worked too well!! <333

I know Tumblr videos are super loud (for me at least) so I tried to optimize the audio for that. Shouuuld be fine.

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🎵jesuuuus loves marijuana 🎵 🎶jesuuuuus loves marijuana 🎶 🎵jesuuuuuuus loves marijuana 🎵 and drinking human blood! 🎶

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Its their month tommorow !!!

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My name is Laian, I’m 11 years old.

My dad rented us a home after we lived in a tent, and he sent me and my siblings to good schools so we can learn and dream.

Because of the war, everything is so expensive. That’s why my dad started this campaign — to help us keep going.

I made this drawing from my heart. Maybe it can help us hold on to hope 💛

You can donate directly through our campaign on GoFundMe, our campaign is verified @/gazavetters number #644 , I hope this post reaches people who don't know our story as well. This post tells our story and the challenges and difficulties we face as the war continues for the second year in the Gaza Strip.

Updated June 22, 2025

Tonight, Iran's nuclear reactors were bombed by America, the United States of America. This is not good. The war in Gaza will not end. It seems that we will remain like this until we die. The war is extending. Also, Israel has not stopped its genocidal massacres in Gaza, nor has the stifling siege, the lie about aid, and the trap of American-Israeli aid distribution points... they are death traps.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!

for real this time (click to see full quality of the Gang TT)