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swag-tacos · 10 years
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thanks I'll make sure to do that
i hope that whenever calum has his first born son his wife puts the newborn in a turtle costume and hands him over to calum and says “be careful with him hes smalla than a bug”
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swag-tacos · 10 years
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you either love or hate mcdonalds there is no inbetween
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swag-tacos · 10 years
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OK SO THERE WAS THIS GROUP OF BLACK KIDS AROUND MY AGE SOME WERE YOUNGER ANYWAY ONE OF THEM POINTS TO ME AND SaYS BRO, is THAT YOUR EX AND THEN THEY ALL START LAUGHING AND I WAS SO OFFENDED AND LET ME REMIND YOU I WAS WITH MY STEPMOM IN PUBLIX so ya
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reblog if you want him
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it's scary how accurate this is
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swag-tacos · 10 years
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why is there no full house fandom?
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give me a moment
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Take away snapchat
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EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!! REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!! WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s parents have always told her to never pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc. Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called, 112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher that she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher that there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren’t, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and that he had back up already on the way.  Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes. I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature. I tried it on my AT&T phone & it said, “Dialing Emergency Number.” Especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going on to a safe place. *Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it’s your turn to let your friends know about “Dialing, 112” You may want to send this to every Man, Woman & Youngster you know; it may well save a life.  This applies to ALL 50 states PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE….
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swag-tacos · 10 years
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amen
5sos is like a religion; the boys are god, tumblr is the place of worship, and songs are like prayers
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swag-tacos · 10 years
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EVEYBODY THE GUY WHO PLAYED ISSAC IN TFIOS IS ALSO ONE OF THE BRITHERS IN THE NAKED BROTHERS BAND IM CRYINg
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