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Their epic love story continues...

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this is the funniest article subheading i have EVER seen, i can’t stop giggling about it, why would you phrase it like that?😭

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Life did not end and I can still try!!! There is a someday that will be better!!!

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Sometimes baby girl is a 42 years old racing driver with a penchant for mischief and general villainy

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since it’s kind of a thing to drool over celebrities 80’s/90’s younger selfs idk why Benicio del Toro is never talked about because hELLO?!

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CRASHING

i love melody

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oh so you all want pathetic women in media but you won’t watch phoebe waller bridge’s crashing. lame!

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magic is real you fools it happens when you make other people laugh

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goncharov

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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

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Me and "The Fonz" at premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

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when I really think about it Formula 1 is just a super rich and dramatic 20 person friend group made of people who aren't friends

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i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)

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If I was Augustus Gloop I also would've drank the chocolate river but I wouldn't have fallen in because I'm not a loser

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ar Naur but I love Checo

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Daniel Brühl as Laszlo Kreizler The Alienist | S2 “Gilded Cage“

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Sexualizing that old man is a full time job