#built diff

[yakultii]

dont let them big ass spiders get yo ass pookie ;)

hehe I fkn love spideys !!!! I fear nothing !!!!

[newjenns]

Listen, cheating isn't good, and being the other woman very seldomly works, but also anon got a stunning milf, the Asylum would be very funny about the situation, and you miss all the shots that you don't take sooo

it would work for me

[lightshapen]

Getting haunted by a book just seems like a bit of a nerd thing to me

[swaggy-sea-otter]

If I was Augustus Gloop I also would've drank the chocolate river but I wouldn't have fallen in because I'm not a loser

[tortol]

fri

[shinyrhinestones]

I one time saw a TikTok video on shifttok where they were talking about: Don’t have children in your dr if you’re not gonna stay and take care of them and love them.

But HOW DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Just bc you shift back to your CR/OR doesn’t mean you’re neglecting your kids in that reality bc you’re still there, you’re just not aware of it and living it…?

Just bc you shift back doesn’t mean your dr self is just gonna start acting up ?? LIKE WHAT?

[mysticaf]

The epic legacy I left behind on my calculus teacher’s whiteboards

I LOVE YOU MR. WERNAU I’LL MISS YOU SM </3333333

[dear-ao3]

i dunno whether it has been asked before but do you ever want to bite someone really hard. not because you are angry with them or anything just bite.

As his partner i can confirm that he will just randomly bite lmao

(-katyas partner)

[3-aem]

im genuinely upset at all the ppl falling for threads/insta over twitter at this time ngl. i hope yall realize that the lizard man mark zuckerberg wants you to live in his ballsack fr and has been making moves to establish meta as the social media Monopoly since forever ago and ur basically spreading ur legs at him for free

and jokes aside having one corporation dominate social media is genuinely insane. if meta got up one day and decided we’re going to abuse our terms of service and also just be evil now- oh wait they have been doing that and clearly have no intention of changing ever

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

maybe this is more of an ontological conundrum but everyone in the notes of that most expensive clothing poll being like id never spend more than 20bucks on a piece of clothing . well ya duh but haven’t u ever gotten secondhand something that originally was worth way more ..? or is this just the nature of thrifting in a large metropolitan area ? $800 german designer jacket u got for like $5 at the goodwill bins which ur mother then price googled after ough ough ?

[sesamenom]

alright you’ve been extremely extremely kind and indulgent to me about my oc and i cannot possibly thank you enough <333333 so MY turn now to ask YOU about YOURS. please tell me about maglor’s distant granddaughter who is also your bbeg?? .w. or about the chatty hobbits i would very VERY much love to hear about both!!!

~ @nelyoslegalteam, reporting from main <3

(long post, sorry for the random people stumbling upon this lol)

so I'm the dm for the chatty hobbits campaign and essentially it's set in a beleriand-adjacent continent, but with a few extra races and stuff. of the founders of the original settlements, the king of elende (the elf kingdom) is Gil-galad's (invented for the campaign) twin brother Finellach/Finwain. originally he was inspired by the fact that gil galad has a ton of names but only uses ereinion/gil, so I just invented a new character and gave him half the names. I headcanon gil galad as maglor's son, so finwain is in universe maglor's son (left at the havens with gil bc his wife divorced him for kinslaying and his kingdom, being next door neighbors with morgoth, is far too dangerous for small children).

Anyways, his descendant Elinyel (also known as aramire or elinnor) is the current queen of Elende! she's an evil fire-themed bard who is extremely feanorian in all the worst ways - her actual kingdom prospered under her reign, but she just does not care about everyone else as long as she's protecting her people. There were some tensions with one of the major kingdoms to the north (conflict over unclaimed territory between the kingdoms and some tariff stuff), so instead of risking the other kingdom starting a war and hurting her people, she just preemptively invaded it and started burned all the border territories to the ground.

her actual coronation was pretty weird- so she's the second child, but her older sister was born in wartime and there's a general belief in elende that children of peacetime make better rulers, so Elinyel was chosen as her family's heir. her grandfather (the crown prince of his generation) died defending Elende in one of the major wars, but his younger brother and two young kids survived. there's a whole feud between their houses because the brother chose to retain the kingship even after the kids were old enough to take the throne. anyways, two generations later Elinyel killed her cousin Arendil (the previous king of Elende) over a dispute about the legitimacy of his house (and what she believed to be a dishonoring of her grandparents' sacrifice) and took the throne.

obviously she has many Issues. arendil also has two surviving kids who are now essentially trying to stop her from murdering all their neighbors in proactive defense of her people.

however, when she first ascended she recruited her friend group as her elite guard/vassals of the kingdom. (aka the other bosses in the storyline). so it escalated to a war between her forces and the children of arendil, which ultimately culminated in her beloved sister being killed by one of arendil's children. this in turn led to her having basically a massive mental breakdown and feeling like she failed to protect her loved ones (exacerbated by some of her other friends being killed in battles she led). a normal person might decide this is was kind of her fault for starting a war and putting her friends in charge of the army. instead she decided she needed to destroy everyone who could ever potentially pose a threat. which is, in her eyes, literally everyone on the continent (except for her kingdom, of course).

so now she is at war with absolutely everyone of all factions! She is also somehow winning by virtue of Song almost on the level of maglor himself, and ten (now six) also incredibly powerful friends. Anyways, she has decided that the best way to wipe out the continent (except her kingdom) and start fresh is to literally find an ancient lost stone that can break the Doors of Night, summon Morgoth himself, and start the Dagorath. obviously this will Not go well for anyone at all if she succeeds, but she is on a full-on rampage and genuinely believes she (plus friends) can protect her kingdom from Morgoth's army while he wipes out everyone else.

Here's some old art of her btw!

And some slightly more recent unfinished art of her and the Evil Friend Group from when they were younger:

and here's (L-R) her cousin who is the 3rd boss, Elinyel, and her sister from before the war!

[zodoods]

can I say something guys ..tell me why monarch literally jumped into like 4 universes and just gave up…like yeah okay comic book verse anime verse mister bug verse scarabella verse and bro was OUT OF BREATH and he was like damn I guess I’ll try another time…me personally I would have kept trying till I got them if my hot wife was in my basement maybe that’s just me tho

[swordmaid]

this dialogue path im so 😭😭🤭🤭

[youredreamingofroo]

me to an irl friend: hey i wanna build u a house in mc for no reason at all, what do u want your house based on irl friend: idk,,, crystal-y witch hut? me: ok >:)

So I've been building houses for some of my irl friends and here's the third and prolly last one!! I went WAYY overboard but idc I got adventurous and I love it (it's also a MAJORRRR wip rn)

Here's a bit of rough lore I have for this area :D I like to think this is an abandoned witch hut (all of the houses kind of are bc none of my friends will ever live in them) because of a couple experiments gone wrong, those experiments being massive crystal shards getting launched into the earth, and those experiments caused the witch to be exiled from Eunia (rando region name I chose) :)

extra pics of the crystal pits and some more yapping under the cut <:P

So I still have one more crystal pit planned and it'll be the smallest one of the other three, this one will be orange/yellow, I'm probably gonna add some more crystallization around the house, considering the fact that my friend said "crystal-y" witch hut.

Also yes I KNOW the pits dont look very crystal-y considering they are conceived of like 99% different blocks and then 1% Emerald/Amethyst, but it's all about the *look* and what it conveys... which doesn't rlly make sense tbh oops LMAO

I like to think that the sheer heat from the crystal shards making impact with the land caused miniature pits of lava/magma, hence the little pockets near the bottom with magma blocks/"out-of-place?" blocks

[omtai]

finally finished my journal x_x BEHOLD the last 2.5 years of my life in writing

[mstrchu]

love that a lot of weapons and techniques don't work on nezha because he's got a lotus body and therefore doesn't have 三魂七魄, but it never occurs to him that this is why. he's just like "when they tried to use it on me i just ignored them. idk what's so hard about that. the rest of you should try it."