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I was considering using a different word instead of Anon (I'm totally plagiarizing @sexisdisgusting ngl). I was thinking something like Nonnette or Anonette but it sounds a bit like coquette which I don't love. Opinions?

This will be today's last poll❤️

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falling down a flight of stairs stimboard ?

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im gonna be honest if i ever live in an area where i "don't have permission" to drive the car that i bought with my own money so i don't have to deal with public transit and can go somewhere conveniently while relying only on myself and no one else, on the roads that i pay taxes for, i would end up in a killdozer type situation and then suicide bomb the entire town. i love the idea of making more accessible and afforable public transport all across the USA but like. idc if this makes me sound like a misanthropic psychopath but literally this would turn me into a homicidal murderer

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Smushed ‘Crash Bandicoot’ PlayStation

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How often do you wear makeup?

1. Daily

2. Multiple times per week

3. Occasionally

4. Only for special events (e.g. weddings, ceremonies)

5. Only creatively (e.g. celebrations, art, cosplay)

6. Never

For more accurate results I'm going to ask you gyns to refrain from voting creatively unless it really is. For example, a weird color of eyeshadow wouldn't be art, but painting your face as a skeleton would be. Sorry if this causes any inconvenience

Thanks for the poll Nona!

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consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system

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i know this has been said to death on here but allow me a moment of earnesty when i say people care about you. people you don’t even know care about you. i have elderly customers that call at the same time every night and my whole team remembers them by name. there’s an old man who calls and tells me four knock-knock jokes every time i talk to him, and i worry when he sounds sick and i’m relieved when he sounds better the next week. there’s a woman who calls to balance her accounts every other night and i know her dog’s name even though she never remembers mine. when i drive home in the morning there is always a man walking down the sidewalk in the same place and i wonder where he is when i don’t see him. the cashier you see at your local gas station probably remembers you. your bus driver remembers you. your neighbors remember you.

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37 and 59 for the ask game?

37: is it easier to forgive or forget?

FORGET. i dont think i have ever completely forgiven someone for a transgression that was serious enough for my brain to hold onto in my memory .... and i have the memory of a poor middle aged woman going through the transition into early onset dementia ...... so forgetting things is extremely easy for me and if it wasnt that serious there is a 99.95% chance that i dont even remember anything happening so it wasnt serious enough to care which is basically the same as forgiving when it comes to me. im soo bad at forgiving its like i was hardwired to hold grudges forever

59: do you like the snow?

I LOVE THE SNOW i get so excited when it snows and i cant wait for winter because i loveee going outside and playing in the snow and i am so good at driving in the snow and i love that nobody is on the roads when its snowy and icy out. i love cold weather i love how wintertime looks i fucking love snow i am snow's number 1 fan

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I FUCKING KILL YOU STIMBOARD 🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥

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30 for the ask game (what'a irritating you right now?)

Small puncture/scratch wound next to my pussy lip because i was itching my leg while walking the other day and tripped and fell on my hand (hand in the leg of my boxers). It is sore. I fell in the middle of the park hand inside the leg of my shorts and gutchies. In front of my friends

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57: Do you believe in true love?

i don't know but only because there isn't really a concrete definition of what true love is and i never really cared to define it myself either because it isn't my priority in life but ......... i think so yes maybe

i don't think there's anyone on earth who was specifically 'made for' another person but i do think there are people who, thanks to the unique conditions of their upbringing and their personality, will come across types of people in their lifetime that they will love unconditionally, no matter what and in any circumstance. both romantic partner wise and best friend wise

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How can I be more disciplined? I can’t seem to make myself do the things I know i need to do in order to move forward and to be better

It goes like this: Caffeine, b12, omega 3, pomodoro, modafinil, racetams, bromantane, amphetamine, methamphetamine, psilocybin, intermittent fasting, infrared sauna, ketogenic diet, cold exposure, cbd, meditation, validation-seeking, artificial deadlines, thc, habit formation, dopamine detox, manifestation, variable interval reward, looksmaxxing, betrayal, disillusionment, poetry about death, sigil magic, learning the rules, embracing the pain, absence of fear, final boss, rewriting the rules, confession, submission, sublimation

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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?