give a man a fish and you feed him for the day. but teach a man to feed a fish, and round and round we go.
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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post
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god said let’s make a girl who will be heart achingly lonely in her bones and always feel like a stranger in this world who doesn’t belong in any room she’s in and always has one foot out the door
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not being on my meds is like im free as a bird!!! silly and fun and whimsical!!! spontaneity!!! smiling on the way into work bc the sun is shining and im listening to my favourite songs!!! having no coherent thoughts!!! no sleep for 3 days!!!
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I saw this post on tiktok and as soon as I opened the comments I started sobbing










#i inherited my dad's phone and his accounts are still connected. i read through his old emails and look at his hospital selfies once a month#i also have an unopened can of guinness sitting on a shelf. not even refrigerated. just sitting there waiting for him.#dadposting
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when they're mean to hank corner gas yarbo i get violent
#he's got about three dollars to his name and still bought you PRESENTS 😭 he's literally never done anything wrong in his life#corner gas
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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fuck yesssss they just gavwe me early access to all of the future grief i could possibly imagine for myself 😍
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last week of Bad Job tomorrow, start of Good Job in september, with a two-month interval of Hanging Out and Fucking Around
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one of those days that really just makes u wanna crawl back into the womb
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