#dadposting

[preydefiler]

"do I look scared?" asked in the most timid voice by the most terrified kid, who knows their dad is turned on by fear

"not enough" says Dad, already unbuckling its belt

[legokingfisher]

This can’t keep happening

[chainmail-butch]

Last night I thought about a baby mimicking my laugh and got so excited I cried

[ofstormsandfire]

good morning y'all my dad made ANOTHER knife

[cyberdragoninfinity]

helping my mom go through my dad's things and uncovering these photos of him from the 70s/80s where his swag levels are absolutely unbelievably off the charts

[dadsthatarebetterthanstolas]

Dr. Flug from Villainous/Villanos is a better dad than Stolas!

[ontinetine]

Happy Top Gun Day from the big kid's baseball helmet

[ID: photos of the big kid wearing a dark blue Rawlings baseball helmet. It has three stickers on it. On the brim there's a sticker of aviator sunglasses with "Rooster" over top of them. On one side there's a TOP GUN fighter jet sticker. On the other side there's a sticker of Rooster's helmet.]

[fanboy-feminist]

And another thing about about I Saw The TV Glow!

I feel as if Owen had more of a relationship with his manager at the movie theater / Fun Center than he did with his actual father.

That scene with him knocking on the bathroom door, going “Owen? You okay in there buddy?” More warmth in those 2 sentences from his manager than from his father the entire film. Just… UGH my HEART!

[cuprohastes]

[Extremely dad voice]

Hey, don't you think it's time to get up and stretch, grab a glass of water?

Did you take your meds?

How about a snack, to keep you ticking along?

Don't forget your laundry either!

Hey, you're doing the best you can. Now shake all the crumbs out of your bed, grab a shower and when you sleep, sleep well!

[probablyafaggot]

blue steel aka I'm glad someone is sleeping

[homoquartz]

a memory just surfaced that i forgot about.

as a kid i liked cream cheese on ritz crackers as a snack, and one time my dad brought me some, and one was clearly a very different texture from the others. and i saw him watching me eat, and i knew he was playing a little prank on me, and i felt bad that it was so obvious so i ate the weird cracker anyway to make him laugh.

(it was sour cream)

[ofstormsandfire]

hm. five likes on this post and I show you guys the absolute unit of a carrot my dad pulled out of his garden earlier, it's been too long since I updated y'all on his shenanigans

[cyberdragoninfinity]

the thing with trying to talk about my dad in any capacity is that anything i can say about him just paints an uncontrollably, increasingly bananas ass picture (which i guess immediately proves why i am a somewhat bananas ass person myself.) he was like somebody's loose OC. "my life is like a movie v//v" my dad grew up in an orphanage, like an honest to god orphanage, in Staten Island and whenever I try to look up pictures of it I routinely and almost exclusively get ones that look like theyve been through a war and/or a Scary Asylum Youtube Horror Series

he was a garbageman. he was a bartender. he was a crossing guard that was so good at his job they had to hire three people after he left to do what he was doing alone. he apparently got briefly entangled with the mafia?????!??!! he had the thickest Brooklyn accent that never went away and it's my favorite voice ever. he was, again, so terminally offline that he never used a computer and had a barely functional flip phone only. he liked baking. he could make friends with any stranger within 15-20 minutes. he beat cancer. he was in two episodes of Better Call Saul. he befriended a raven in Utah. he was endearingly fond of T-rexes. he was and is one of my favorite people, now and forever.

[dadsthatarebetterthanstolas]

Whirl from Transformers MTMTE is a better Dad than Stolas!

[alopecoiddaydream]

Showed my dad a picture of will wood and he said “hes a handsome jewish boy” and i said “dad he’s like 30” and he just said “boy.”

[fade-steppin]

dads will LITERALLY watch saving private ryan and rambo and then say that horror movies are too gory