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Send the name of a family member, and my muse will write a personal letter to them!

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World-building time!  Feel free to send in any questions you have about my muse’s past / people from their past and I’ll answer them for you! 

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book meme / the liminal people, ayize jama-everett content warning for violence and blood.  

i didn’t call you because i love you or i miss you or i need you or anything like that.

it changes you. i’d never wish that on anyone.

because to be honest, all i want is to take a good rest when i’m tired, let go of bad things that build up in me, and enjoy myself.

you said to call if i ever needed you. 

i know you lied.

so no one could have ever loved me?

you just shut me out.

i just don’t know any other way to cry. i don’t know how to stop, either.

stay in the car, no matter what.

shh, relax. this isn’t going to hurt.

not over the phone.

i said a family.

you mean i have a choice?

i’m sorry, i know it’s late.

oddly enough, me calling you a freak was my way of trying to be compassionate.

we always have choices, don’t we?

eyes open. i want you to see this ass kicking coming.

what the fuck does that mean?

another problem, another day.

i promise i’ll be good.

you want to scrap one-on-one, stop bitching and bring it.

it’s been a crazy week and a half for me.

after that, i can only promise i’ll go down swinging. 

if you stay, there’s going to be blood on your hands.

what’s the plan?

this is death.

well, just stay hidden.

that’s the name of the game.

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send me questions you have about my character!

anything and everything. favorites. thoughts on people, on events. what they would do in a certain situation. how things would be different if something had/hadn’t happened. simple questions, complex questions. have at it!

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beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

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Send 💬 + a rumor and my muse will react to it.

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Anonymously (or not) tell me how my portrayal is!

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bad lip reading memes (part i).

MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD. 

❛❛ He/She was a Capricorn! ❜❜ ❛❛ Jazz Hand.❜❜ ❛❛ My junk is numb!❜❜  ❛❛ It’s hot in this getup, you choad!❜❜  ❛❛ I bit my tongue!❜❜  ❛❛ It’s beer and a ton of powdered donuts. ❜❜  ❛❛ I like to get freaky if you know what I mean❜❜  ❛❛ I can see your crack. ❜❜  ❛❛ Don’t look at me! ❜❜  ❛❛ I bet your crack went out with your face.❜❜  ❛❛ It means you’re pathetic. ❜❜  ❛❛ Who threw these poops on me?! ❜❜  ❛❛ Listen son, I’ll give you four cents each for them banilla wafers. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oooh girl you taste real good. ❜❜  ❛❛ Ooo wee she/he definitely gets a huzzah! ❜❜  ❛❛ Dude that’s______. ❜❜  ❛❛ Last night we met this cool guy, and he was______. And then we went to the firebug’s house and I was so good! Though _____ overdrinks.❜❜  ❛❛ Is that right? ❜❜  ❛❛ I mean she/he doesn’t just sip it, she/he gets trashed and unrolls my socks. ❜❜  ❛❛ But I eat shrimps. ❜❜  ❛❛ Man, I don’t know if I can talk to you if you got a stink booty ❜❜  ❛❛ Kind sir I’m the evil stud-muffin. ❜❜  ❛❛ How do you feel about guys who go “hadouken”? ❜❜  ❛❛ Do you trust toothpaste? ❜❜  ❛❛ Go have your butt checked. ❜❜  ❛❛ I bet that you were a vaguely hot woman back in your day. ❜❜  ❛❛ Today, I had a cheesesteak, then I got a walkman. ❜❜  ❛❛ I mean anyone who puts a slice of pizza on bread is a puka-chay puka-chay. That’s Aztec for lazy farmer. ❜❜  ❛❛ I looked on Wikipedia. ❜❜  ❛❛ A zeeba, zooba, zizzoo bo ba. That’s what it sounds like you’re saying right now ❜❜  ❛❛ Darth Vader is bad and his assistant is a mouse. ❜❜  ❛❛ MMm and he used the force to fix all his cats. ❜❜  ❛❛ Tell me how you found the kitten meat ❜❜  ❛❛ What they’re just baby cats, geez. ❜❜  ❛❛ You dress ratchet. ❜❜  ❛❛ You’re so mean, you’re SO mean!❜❜  ❛❛ Well you’re a big toot! ❜❜ ❛❛Well, you jerk, at least I never kissed____❜❜  ❛❛ Your dog is eewie and it stinks! ❜❜

RED NECK AVENGERS.

❛❛ I heard your brother/sister made out with _____ under the bridge.❜❜ ❛❛ Guys these nachos are spicy ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re a weirdo ❜❜ ❛❛ Cuz she’s disappointing ❜❜ ❛❛ My daddy doesn’t want me to flirt with you, but i want to. ❜❜

SEAGULLS ( STOP IT NOW )

��❛ I love to groove and boogy ❜❜ ❛❛ Hey what’s that stank ❜❜ ❛❛ One day I was walking and I found this big log, then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick.❜❜ ❛❛ And I was like, “that log had a child!” ❜❜ ❛❛ One day when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder. ❜❜ ❛❛ The seagulls poke your knees.❜❜

STAR WARS: A BAD LIP READING

❛❛ Dude, I don’t want your dirty email. ❜❜ ❛❛ The better Jedi would not send selfies.❜❜ ❛❛ If you look at a dead spider, what’ll happen?❜❜ ❛❛ A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze!❜❜ ❛❛ Holy chicken, she/he’s beautiful! ❜❜ ❛❛ Why don’t you drink phlegm?❜❜ ❛❛ It had a chicken head with duck feet with a woman’s head too❜❜ ❛❛ And it was waiting in the bushes for us, then it ripped off your dad’s face.❜❜

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EXCLUSIVE SPACE HOOTERS SENTENCE MEME ! ( VOLUME THREE ) aka things that were actually said . feel free to change pronouns and names ! some of these are nsfw .

you ever just realize that if you wanted to you could go buy a package of sea monkeys from Walmart and then just open the bag and. guzzle em down like pop rocks.

 my tiny, tiny brain is too tempted

is tea technically a soup?

pls don't eat tea leaves

If you eat tea leaves we can't be friends

make tea soup and put some sea monkeys in it for some Added Cronch

I'M SORRY THE SEA MONKEYS THING REALLY STUCK OUT TO ME

alright but if you put sea monkeys in tea would that make it a soup tho

THAT WOULD DEFINITELY MAKE IT A SOUP

a crunchy soup

CRONCH CRONCH

Crönch, bröthers

If there's anything I dislike more than Christmas, its Christmas music

I'm in the woods y'all want anything

icb i made a star wars reference and my manager didn’t catch it

this....... this is beautiful.

Iconic and vaguely threatening

also what the frick. vagueing about them damn antis.

i feel vaguely cursed by watching that

sometimes... I have dreams about space hooters. vague dreams where i open up this chat to some new nonsense. I'm. not sure what that means.

hopefully i'll be vaguely human tomorrow

where's my vague binch

it's VAGUELY UNSETTLING

idk guys, might be a little too vague. it's so hard to tell with the... outright stating of facts

personified lightsabers

the h stands for hooters

peen math

THAT'S PURE SMUT ISN'T IT

huehuehue imma read it

He’s an alpha , the pinnacle of sexual prowess, of physical fortitude and dominance.

i want thrawn to choke me

bLUE DADDY

like, most people want thrawn to choke them, tbh

hmm, would you let sauron choke you

choke me blue man

BRUH HOW THRAWN IS HOT AS SHIT

15 year old me is NUTTING

That's so cursed that it should be in the nsfw channel

a concept: darth maul but instead of sith tattoos he has icp tattoos

McYikes™

our positivity channel is now cursed af

AAAAAA THIS IS SO CURSED

i'm blocking you preemptively

i’m gonna report u to the police for saying my ship is bad

this entire server is cursed

this channel is cursed

why did i decide to look in here

I’m gonna make this guy suck my farts

so I can avoid a systematic attack against me

not safe for work because it shouldn't be safe for anyone's eyes to be seen

RAM RANCH REALLY ROCKS

ON THEIR KNEES WAITInG TO SUCK

18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked !

petition to rename the nsfw channel to 'cursed'

Minty freshness

part of me wants to ask why mint ice cream is in the nsfw channel. The rest of me knows better

MMMm, minty freshness

the combination of pleasure and a touch of pain

He slammed his hilariously oversized rifle into her floral, fang-studded chamber

chipples (chiss nipples)

He ran his throbbing, erratic, weeping shaft into her moist swamp.

that reads like an ai trying to write porn

chussy (chiss pussy)

if i cant have smooth yoda, i will have yoda fucks

no resisting, no mercy, no pants

lmao i almost feel bad for the fbi agent snooping on me

this entire channel needs to be burned

i would suck jasper hale's dick behind a denny's at 2 am

one time i mentioned that i'm allergic to bananas and this girl asked me if it was a lesbian thing

allergic to dicks

dick hydra. cut one off, two more grow in its place

i mean they need 17 dicks bc they never know which ones gonna be chomped off

that is 17 dicks too many

CHOMP CHOMP

a russian roulette

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EXCLUSIVE SPACE HOOTERS SENTENCE MEME ! ( VOLUME TWO ) aka things that were actually said . feel free to change pronouns ! some of these are nsfw .

In the criminal justice system, rp based offenses are considered especially heinous. On tumblr dot com, the dedicated detectives who investigate these petty arguments are members of an elite squad known as the rpc unit. These are their stories .

mature and highly developed sounds like a 13 year old explaining why they should be allowed to go out without a curfew.

fandom: no fear/ "acknowledging wlw ships in any capacity" / one fear

like why would you murder when you can literally rob a bank and get rich quick

I Want To Be Free Of This Pain (Space Hooters)

if the purge was real id delete space hooters and free us all

from my point of view the JEDI are elitist

jaddy is canon king

we have some reygrets and she's all of them

obi's beard brings all the bots to the yard

haha heeheee ____ raw me

maybe the real digital  thumbprint was the friends we made along the way

this is not the blog you're looking for,

the space between digital and thumbprint is essential

Report My IP To The Police

AN: Special crystalz (get it, coz I'm sith) 2 my new gf (ew . not in that way) revan, darthmaulz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Vader ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! DEATHSTAR  ROX !

Hi my name is Ky'lo Ben Dark'ness Deathstar Revan Way 

and I have long ebony black hair (that's how i got my name) with red streaks and sith tips that reaches my mid-back and deep brown eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like darth vader (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!).

I'm not related to daddy palps but i wish he was because he's a major fucking hottie.

"Hey Ky'lo!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was . . . . SNoke! 

Dank ass Dagobah

so this is how fashion dies

tiddies bouncing in the wind

he kind of looks like a knock off of the goth dad from dream daddy

maybe the real snoke was the friends we made along the way

obi-wan: say goodbye to ur little arm

sure jan

he-jan

hate to tell you, jan! nobody gives a shit!

I birthed out the most powerful person in the entire galaxy today. The entire Force seemed to shudder the moment his head left my body, and his first cry killed about twenty Sith Lords instantly. 

Vader is horrified, but he is proud. We named him Jan. 

stroke his smooth dome

Today was a dreadful day. My dearest husband Lord Vader his Majesty choked out not one, but Two imperial officers

The Diary of Miss Lady Vader Her Excellence.

you're missing the context by not being in the call

you can't say this around the ginger.

are the parents getting a divorce?

i'm not getting a divorce i’m sorry

nsfw not safe for whooters

if u bite jar jar's dick

vote NO to vampire cum blood

diluted blood cum

in my bloody cummies

you don't sound sincere.

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EXCLUSIVE SPACE HOOTERS SENTENCE STARTERS ! ( VOLUME ONE ) aka things that were actually said in this server. feel free to change pronouns / change the sentences to your liking . 

i smash ass. 

Who Let the Dogs with Inexplicably Human Features Out? 

every day we stray further from the force’s light. 

Because every bon appetit meme immediately came to mind. 

Bone apple teeth bitch! 

ponchos are valid !

i am an unparalleled artistic genius and none of you can appreciate my talent.

it wasnt buttertarts it was the other guy with the stick. 

darth Vader is a saucy wench. 

have you ever considered shutting the fuck up? 

18 SLIMY TENTACLES ! 

Her dream was to one day look upon the corpse of every Jedi who had betrayed her.... and smile. 

She had been warned not to taste the forbidden fruit of darkness. Yet what else would you expect from her, than to take at least one tiny bite? 

teehee. 

glitterstim sounds so cute. it sounds like a gay viagra. 

choke me in an environmentally sustainable way daddy. 

oh, ben , spear me with your thick meat!!!! 

kyblow my dick. 

sucked the evil right outta him slurp slurp. 

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[ several people are typing ]

i want to be free of this pain. 

so this is how gaymocracy ends.... with the bee movie. 

palpatine wearing nothing but those pikachu boots is........hm

This is the kind of thing we need to spread to encourage children to stay in school.

photoshopped academic papers.

__ was right!

pokémon and star wars are a shared universe.

fugly farquaad's fucking service.

skeevy sheev’s dating service.

farqueev is canon king

i’ll get ur digital  thumbprint.

they drink tiddy milk together.

snooty snoke’s snogging service.

don't report my ip to the police!

babe, i love you and you know i'll support you regardless of what you do...but i can't support this level of chaotic energy.

😃

Literally what the fuck

you may be short, but you arent small.

press f to pay your respects for the loss of vaddys cold hard thighs

f

I wasn't scared by the second question mark. But the third? I'm shaken to my core.

scent: Like the freshest flowers in Naboo, mashed with the cleaned metal of the skyscrapers of Coruscant.

skin tone: Ivory-type P-022 Geisha Fair

space hooters exclusive.

____ just showed me something.....utterly DEMONIC and ive been laughing for 5

minutes straight.

THERE WAS MILK TO HARVEST.

No Bee Movie references/talk/etc. in this server. 

chaotic evil

i still miss vaddys cold hard thighs

today on It's Always Sunny In Space Hooters: the gang _____

hello there 😃

hewwo

smack smack

we have all times you didnt tell us what a duck is in there

she's taking it for us reading all those fics

i'm lawful good. we've established this.

you'll be a lawful good when and only when i'm chaotic evil--which will never happen.

but you're still valid and wonderful and we all love you.

:3c

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group dm just for lizards

thats cursed.

sketchy

17 DICKS.

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bad lip reading memes (part i).

MEDIEVAL LAND FUN-TIME WORLD. 

❛❛ He/She was a Capricorn! ❜❜ ❛❛ Jazz Hand.❜❜ ❛❛ My junk is numb!❜❜  ❛❛ It’s hot in this getup, you choad!❜❜  ❛❛ I bit my tongue!❜❜  ❛❛ It’s beer and a ton of powdered donuts. ❜❜  ❛❛ I like to get freaky if you know what I mean❜❜  ❛❛ I can see your crack. ❜❜  ❛❛ Don’t look at me! ❜❜  ❛❛ I bet your crack went out with your face.❜❜  ❛❛ It means you’re pathetic. ❜❜  ❛❛ Who threw these poops on me?! ❜❜  ❛❛ Listen son, I’ll give you four cents each for them banilla wafers. ❜❜  ❛❛ Oooh girl you taste real good. ❜❜  ❛❛ Ooo wee she/he definitely gets a huzzah! ❜❜  ❛❛ Dude that’s______. ❜❜  ❛❛ Last night we met this cool guy, and he was______. And then we went to the firebug’s house and I was so good! Though _____ overdrinks.❜❜  ❛❛ Is that right? ❜❜  ❛❛ I mean she/he doesn’t just sip it, she/he gets trashed and unrolls my socks. ❜❜  ❛❛ But I eat shrimps. ❜❜  ❛❛ Man, I don’t know if I can talk to you if you got a stink booty ❜❜  ❛❛ Kind sir I’m the evil stud-muffin. ❜❜  ❛❛ How do you feel about guys who go “hadouken”? ❜❜  ❛❛ Do you trust toothpaste? ❜❜  ❛❛ Go have your butt checked. ❜❜  ❛❛ I bet that you were a vaguely hot woman back in your day. ❜❜  ❛❛ Today, I had a cheesesteak, then I got a walkman. ❜❜  ❛❛ I mean anyone who puts a slice of pizza on bread is a puka-chay puka-chay. That’s Aztec for lazy farmer. ❜❜  ❛❛ I looked on Wikipedia. ❜❜  ❛❛ A zeeba, zooba, zizzoo bo ba. That’s what it sounds like you’re saying right now ❜❜  ❛❛ Darth Vader is bad and his assistant is a mouse. ❜❜  ❛❛ MMm and he used the force to fix all his cats. ❜❜  ❛❛ Tell me how you found the kitten meat ❜❜  ❛❛ What they’re just baby cats, geez. ❜❜  ❛❛ You dress ratchet. ❜❜  ❛❛ You’re so mean, you’re SO mean!❜❜  ❛❛ Well you’re a big toot! ❜❜ ❛❛Well, you jerk, at least I never kissed____❜❜  ❛❛ Your dog is eewie and it stinks! ❜❜

RED NECK AVENGERS.

❛❛ I heard your brother/sister made out with _____ under the bridge.❜❜ ❛❛ Guys these nachos are spicy ❜❜ ❛❛ You’re a weirdo ❜❜ ❛❛ Cuz she’s disappointing ❜❜ ❛❛ My daddy doesn’t want me to flirt with you, but i want to. ❜❜

SEAGULLS ( STOP IT NOW )

❛❛ I love to groove and boogy ❜❜ ❛❛ Hey what’s that stank ❜❜ ❛❛ One day I was walking and I found this big log, then I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick.❜❜ ❛❛ And I was like, “that log had a child!” ❜❜ ❛❛ One day when you are older, you could get hit by a boulder. ❜❜ ❛❛ The seagulls poke your knees.❜❜

STAR WARS: A BAD LIP READING

❛❛ Dude, I don’t want your dirty email. ❜❜ ❛❛ The better Jedi would not send selfies.❜❜ ❛❛ If you look at a dead spider, what’ll happen?❜❜ ❛❛ A big grey thing chased me up the mountain and froze!❜❜ ❛❛ Holy chicken, she/he’s beautiful! ❜❜ ❛❛ Why don’t you drink phlegm?❜❜ ❛❛ It had a chicken head with duck feet with a woman’s head too❜❜ ❛❛ And it was waiting in the bushes for us, then it ripped off your dad’s face.❜❜

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nsfw && feel free to change pronouns

“I’d seriously give up sex for healing spells” “You put an arrow in my favorite boob, fuckwit!” “I want to get drunk. I want to get high. I want to have sex with ___. They can happen in any order or all at once. Any objections?” “ We like pushing things out of our bodies as much as we like putting things in ‘em!” “This is my party. This book is good. It asks no questions. The book lets me engage it on my own terms.” “Nrygoth’s ballsack!” “Tradition? Fuck tradition.” “Ahh…fuck buckets.” “Did you seriously pack candy and drugs for dinner?” “And the old wizard fumbled in the gloom, As he reached out for his trusty broom/But he was in for a vulgar shock, When he firmly gripped his horse’s cock, OHHHHHHH!“ “If you think this has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.” “I homebrew illegal drugs for pocket money” “shhh. secrets.” “Hold onto your tits, you’re about to ride pure arcane energy vapors.” “is it safe?” “So when you said hotter than a dragon getting his dick tickled, did you mean like, you’re really horny…or..?” “I mean I’d get it if dragons didn’t like getting their balls tickled, but i bet they–” “assignments are as followed.” “____ain’t no fool.” “I’m watching you punk.” “Some… kind of spell…just…gotta focus.” “Penis not helping.” “I’ll give you a fucking smile with my fist.”

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saga ii.

extremely nsfw; feel free to change pronouns

“Am I shitting? It feels like I’m shitting!” “Did. Did you just finish inside me?”   “Are you kidding? I thought you told me to finish inside you.” “That was Sexy [ muse’s name ]! he/she is a crazy person! Sexy [ muse’s name ] is obsessed with his/her nipples and uses the word "dick” unironically! she/he’s not to be trusted!” “Oh, fuck you, you self-righteous piece of… bald!” “Yeah, yeah, so my mom and dad used to have sex. What, like your parents just willed you into existence?”  “The giant evil space fetus just shot black goo from its eyes!” “What are they up to now? Is [ muses name ] …….praying?” “No. No she/he most certainly is not.”

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saga memes.

from brian k. vaughan’s ongoing comic saga. feel free to change pronouns. // nsfw, gendered slurs.

Never worry what other people think of you, because no one ever thinks of you.

Sure, this will probably end up being another in a long line of emotionally crippling misadventures…but let’s try to have some fun along the way. 

How is it possible that our parents lied to us?

Forgive me if I don’t take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina 

Just go out there and get your heart broken in, so it’ll be ready when you really need it.

Doesn’t matter if it’s personal or professional, a good partnership takes work 

Happy endings are bullshit. There are only happy pauses 

A child isn’t a symbol, it’s a child! It needs applesauce and, and, and playpens and an ass-load of other things we can’t provide while we’re on the goddamn lam! 

Just to be clear. Your exact words to me were: “Please shoot it in my twat.”

I’m not afraid of the world. I’m afraid of a world without you.

My mom once told me that a good relationship isn’t where the other person makes you feel better, but where they make you better. 

Yeah, that’s right. Flee in terror, bitches! 

What kind of assholes bring a kid into worlds like these? 

Readers love fantasy, but we need horror. Smart horror. Truthful horror. Horror that helps us make sense of a cruelly senseless world 

If there’s an opposite of a honeymoon, it’s the week after a couple’s first child is born. 

Cool. So glad I got to do all this in a towel 

They can’t hurt us, you big babies! We’re intangible! Why are you guys acting like you just died yesterday? 

Well, robots are, of course, the monkey’s natural enemy 

You guys have some kind of rallying cry? You know, "Avengers assemble?” “It’s clobberin’ time?” “Hulk smash? 

Try not to die.

There are only three forms of high art: the symphony, the illustrated children’s book and the board game 

Oh, I abhor real violence, but fake violence is fucking brilliant 

After years of pitched battles, my father was ready for a significantly less stressful career. Unfortunately, he decided to try raising a girl. 

Here’s the thing, everybody loves babies … but only in very, VERY small doses 

Dude, your husband/wife is gonna die! 

Suck my hemorrhoids! 

Have you ever been shot by one? Because I have and it hurt like the day my dog died… 

Your body’s still, like, a wasteland of chemical imbalance.

Some people are haunted by their pasts, but not my family. I mean, how can you be haunted by something that never really dies 

If you find someone who can forgive all your bullshit… the least you can do is try to forgive them. 

Regardless of sex, everyone loses something in a war. But the first casualty is always the truth. 

Now be a dear and fuck the fuck off.

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jupiter ascending i.

feel free to change pronouns!

Don’t drag me into your male mating rituals.

Time is the single most valuable commodity in the universe.

Honestly, lies are sometimes the only reason I get out of bed.

Bees are genetically designed to recognize royalty.

Boy, are you going to be surprised when find out what I do for a living. 

Lies are a necessity. They are the source of meaning and hope.

I CREATE LIFE and I destroy it. 

Life is an act of consumption. To live is to consume.

You told me you hated your life and you begged me to do it.

I’m not your damn mother.

My mom says that love is just a fairy tale for little girls. In reality it’s just all urges and obligations.

You are a smart girl…It’s probably the reason why you are still single. 

Men don’t like smart women.

You don’t look well. I’m not sure success agrees with you. 

You look well. I think failure agrees with you.

A dream is the only thing that makes any of this make sense. 

Is he mad at me?

If he’s mad, you’ll know it.

You convinced your cousin to sell her eggs? What do you think she is? A … chicken???

I don’t care.

The more you care the more the world finds ways to hurt you for it.

I have more in common with a dog than with you.

I love dogs, I’ve always loved dogs.

It’s like my internal compass points directly at Mr. Wrong. Maybe it’s my genes. Maybe I have defective engineering, too.

My mother made me understand that every human society is a pyramid, and that some lives will always matter more than others. It is better to accept this than to pretend that it isn’t true.

It can be difficult for people from underdeveloped worlds to hear that their planet is not the only inhabited planet.

You’re the perfect hunting machine: fearless, relentless. You’ve been searching for one thing your whole life… and she’s down there.

You should have stayed dead.

Are those flying boots?

Up is hard, Down is easy.

You know there are times when I actually miss you. Because no one understood this universe like you did. No one understood me

Your Majesty…

Feel my skin.

Double our security deployment. Destroy any ship that comes near the planet.

Technically speaking, I’m an alien.

The problem with Astrology? Total bullshit.

Welcome, your Majesty, to the over populated oozing cesspool we humbly call home.

Well, Congratulations, your Majesty. And my deepest condolences.

Can you say that again? Just the “Your Majesty” part.

When other people say it, it makes me really uncomfortable.

That really works for me.

You’ve never been stung by a bee, have you?

Don’t touch my stuff!

Sharing has never been the strong suit of your species, Your Majesty.

[ muse ] ordered a blockade. Nothing is getting on or off this planet.

This must be The Hunter [ muse ] hired. Well-made, by the look of him.

[ muse ] don’t know any side but their own.

[swampmemes]

STAR WARS FAM ! MEME ( WAZZ EDITION ).

i'm a face snatcher (feat. theodosia)

another single from wazz and the unoriginals

touch me master jedi (feat. opee one kenobee)

STOP SWIPING YA NASTY WAZZ

Some people steal from others???? to cope?????

when will people stop using poc interchangeably oh my gooood

or should i say wazz

jizz? no, that's too mean

thats insulting to jizz

WAZZ NO SWIPING!

deep throating krennic in the death star

ME, TO THE TUNE OF SWEET CAROLINE: SWEEEEEET NABOOIAN SWAAAAMP

CHRISTMAS!

here comes wazz the thief 

have yourself a merry little thiefmas

all i want for thiefmas is your headcanons

don't forget the classic: how the wazz stole christmas

wazz the snowthief

Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way! Oh, what fun it is to steal from people better than me!