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danny phantom au where the only food anyone is ever shown eating is raw onions 

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danny phantom au but its all ogre now

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happy dannypocalypse everyone

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Danny Phantom Phandom spoilers but I give you no context

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a weird shrek-related dream i had months ago that wouldnt leave my memory

(i posted this on discord but @tourettesservicedog told me to share it on tumblr so here u go)

ok so. in this dream the shrek timeline took place years after harry potter. then one day shrek time travels to the past (idk why) and lands in the harry potter universe. he sees all these people going against voldemort and decides they suck at revolution, so he stays in that time period to help them fight him. he ends up marrying an older version of luna lovegood and having 2 kids + adopting Neville with her. but now that he has kids he doesnt want to go back to his regular time, so he stays in the hp universe. however, because time was altered, shrek the movie never happened. fiona is still in the tower and donkey died for some reason??? (there was a very vivid part of the dream where shrek looked in the distance and said in a soft, sad voice, "Donkey......." as a semitransparent flashback of donkey's face appeared onscreen, and then it faded and shrek said "it's ok he's in hell now") anyway, at some point in the dream shrek and his wife luna come across a mermaid, except the mermaid was actually shrek's ex gf and she was pissed at seeing him. she had magic abilities and she told shrek she will curse him with tapeworm, but instead his stomach turned into a frog. for some reason tho the frog also had teleportation powers and now shrek can teleport. so basically, shrek became a teleporting voldemort fighter while donkey was dead and in hell

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Somebody once told me

The disasteroid's gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest ghost to go after

But they were looking pretty sick

With their gadgets and their tech

Yelling "Masters Blasters stop disasters!"

Well, the ghosts start coming and they don't stop coming

Fed to my powers and I hit the portal running

Didn't make sense to keep my ghost half

You save the day but the people laugh

So little left for me to do

So what's wrong with letting my ghost powers through?

I'm never gonna glow again

Never gonna go ghost again

Hey now, the disasteroid

Is coming in two weeks

Hey now, the disasteroid

But I'm human, I'm weak

And all those rockets are null

Only Danny Phantom can save us all

The disasteroid's getting close, and they say it gets closer

They tried to destroy it but it wouldn't get smaller

And the meteor men beg to tell us

It's gonna destroy our planet

The time we have left is slipping away

The earth will be destroyed, so Vlad might as well say,

"I'm actually Plasmius; I am a half-ghost

I'll save the planet if you give me gold"

Hey now, the disasteroid

Vlad will stop it...wait, damn

Hey now, the disasteroid

It is ectoranium

And all those ghost moves are null

Ghost powers won't work on it at all

Somebody once asked

How will we stop this thing's path?

It's pretty much indestructable

Danny said I have a concept

I could bring some ghosts myself

And we'll turn the earth intangible

Well, the disasteroid's coming and it won't stop coming

Fed to myself and I hit the portal running

Didn't make sense not to get some ghosts

The ghost zone and earth are tied pretty close

So many ghosts, so many zaps

I think I'm getting my ghost powers back

You'll never know if you don't go (ghost)

You'll never know if you don't glow

Hey now, the disasteroid

Will pass through phantom planet

Hey now, the disasteroid

Is all gone now, we did it

And all those ghosts were big help

Danny Phantom won and saved the world

Hey now, Danny Phantom

They built statues of you

Hey now, Danny Phantom

Your friend Sam's now your boo

And all those people now know

Fenton's Phantom and he's going ghost

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SHREK is love SHREK is life

I’m going OGRE

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i love you

danny phantom au where the main character is shrek

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Lexovorus vs. Dannyphandump:  Epilogue

Note: This one is mostly under the cut because it got a little long and I don’t want to clog anyone’s dash, but if you want to know who Vorus is, you’ll want to at least scroll to the last section :)))

The stadium was in chaos.  Vorus had disappeared from the ring after the phight, but not before leaving an ominous “SOON” hanging in the air.

“I’m probably going to regret this, but you and Bug are in charge,” Vic said quickly as she shrugged on her jacket.

“Okay, I’m down for that, but what are you doing?”  Lexx asked.  “You’re not gonna take on Vorus too, are you?”

“Not exactly.”  Vic’s lips pressed into a thin line; her eyes grew brighter.  “I’m going to get Tali back.”

“But she…”

“She’s not gone,” Vic snapped.  “She’s not.”

“Dude, chill,” Lexx raised her hands, one still holding her smoothie.  “Just be careful, alright?  Bug and I will hold down the fort.”

“Good.” Vic nodded. She hadn’t expected to need to call on the other two phandom moms so soon, but it was good to know there were still people she could count on.

Keep reading

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WHEN I WAS

A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER

BUILT A VERY STRANGE MACHINE

DESIGNED TO VIEW A WORLD UNSEEN

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Lexx IDs

Only publicly revealed Lexxes are on this list. If any information is wrong, or if I’ve missed any revealed Lexxes, please let me know!

@arachnosaurus​​ is @artistically-gay​

@dr-lexxoshmirtz is @duckapus​

@lexazulus is @cluelessintheusa

@lexobotus is @duncte123​ and @dovahnicky

@lexobutchus is @ceciliaspen

@lexochorus​ is @wolfsongroar​

@lexoconfusedus is @deredereart

@lexocrisis​ is @dannyphandump​

@lexod-o-t-sus​ is @asandygraves​

@lexodoorus is @nhf​

@lexoendus is @thetribalmoth

lexogorgeous (@q-gorgeous​) is @quishaphantom​

@lexononymous​ is @relatable-ninja​

@lexosaveus​ is @sonicgrl01​

@lexoscarerus-deactivated2019021​ is @dovahnicky​

@lexosnorus​ is @asandygraves

@lexosharkus is @reallydumbdannyphantomaus

@lexospaceboi​ is @sonicgrl01​

@lexoswampus is @voidetrap

@lexoswarmus​ is @asandygraves​

@lexohorses​ is @ghosttrolls-au​

@lexohsaurus​ is @etherealtulip​

lexolazrus (@kinglazrus​) is @unluckyalis​

@lexolearnus​ is @five-rivers​

@lexoluvrus is @dovahnicky​

@lexonorus is @jl-artsandcreations

@lexperanto​ is @illusn

@lex0saurus is @artistically-gay

@lexxjustlexx is @going-dead

@lexxomummous is @spacegravedoodles

@lexx-2point0 is @all-hail-trash-prince​

@suruasoexel is @phantasmapurple9​

@yourfaveislexovorus​ is @asandygraves

@yourfaveissecretlylexosaurus​ is @asandygraves

@valexxtine​ is @asandygraves​

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Danny sped through the ghost zone, wincing slightly from his many injuries. Sam and Tucker warned him that something like this could happen, but noooo, he just had to visit the Far Frozen by himself…and now Walker’s goons were after him.

It was the edge of the Far Frozen, which meant that Frostbite and his people weren’t there to protect him. He had to admit, Walker was pretty smart not to set his minions after him until he was alone somewhere without help. One of said goons shot at him, and Danny bit his tongue to suppress a groan.

Danny spotted a cluster of floating glaciers nearby. Maybe he could outmaneuver the ghosts if he sped through it; he did seem more agile than them. Making up his mind, he sped toward the cluster, zigzagging through each piece of ice and rock until the guards chasing him could no longer be seen from over his shoulder. He sighed in relief and leaned against a rock, but his paranoia told him to keep going, just in case. So, he did.

And he found the weirdest fucking thing.

In the middle of the frozen wasteland was…a desert. A tiny island of hot sand in the middle of the FAR FROZEN. Danny raised his eyebrows and approached the island out of curiousity.

On closer inspection, he found a house in the middle of the small sahara. It was a nice little concrete building, nice place to live…if you ignored the inverted-color minion costume guarding the door.

“What. The fuck,” said Danny and floated a little closer to the minion. He tapped it, and it fell to the side, conforming that the costume was empty.

Danny narrowed his eyes. He recognized this minion–he was pretty sure he saw it somewhere…Oh, yeah! He laughed. Of course, the strangeness of this place became explainable once he realized it belonged to one of the weirdos at the Phandom Phight Club. The minion costume was from the ‘worst outfit’ round. Who had worn it again? Voidetrap? He’s pretty sure that was her name.

Danny shook his head. That day did not need reliving. He looked up in an effort to clear his head, and instead he found something alarming. Walker’s guards had made it through the shield of glaciers and were looking around for him.

“Shit,” he muttered. He was about to take off, but stopped and eyed the house next to him. He still wasn’t entirely sure of his 'Phandom’’s alignment, but they did seem to like him…

He knocked at the door. When nobody answered, he pushed aside the fallen minion and kicked down the door–or, well, was going to, but it turned out to be unlocked. Man, the Phans really are all idiots.

He hastily shut the door behind him just as one of the ghosts turned his gaze in his direction. There was a lock after all, and he locked the door. He slunk down and shut his eyes, exhausted from the adrenaline.

When he opened his eyes again, a ghost was standing two inches away from him.

Danny yelled and got up. He relaxed slightly when he took in the ghost’s black eyes and flowing space hair and realized it was the owner of this lair. She seemed giddy to see him.

“You’re Danny Phantom,” Void pointed out, vibrating from…excitement? Joy? He just hoped she was asexual like the majority of the Phandom, because he did NOT want to deal with a craved fangirl. “Danny Phantom is in my lair.”

“Yeah, sorry about breaking in,” he replied.

“Oh, no, it’s fine! I saw Walker’s minions pursuing you.”

“Yeah, minions…” He narrowed his eyes at her, still unsure about trusting her sanity with the minion costume still outside.

He didn’t have time to think about it, though, because a knock sounded at the door. Void moved around him–careful not to touch him–and looked through the peephole. The look of alarm on her face when she turned back to him confirmed his fear.

“Quick–hide!” she whispered. Danny didn’t need to be told twice. He rushed toward a closet, but Void stopped him by holding out her hands and whisper-yelling, “No, not in there!”

Another knock sounded at the door, but this time it sounded less polite and more like the person wanted to forcefully slam the door open. Good thing Danny locked the door when he entered.

Void bit her lip in hesitation for a second before she sighed and opened the closet door. “Fine, get in!” she said and pushed him inside. He managed to catch a glimpse of something green inside before she slammed the door shut, shrouding him in darkness.

Man was this closet was dark. Somehow, no light could be seen at all, even from the door slits. It was as if a void resided here–which Danny guessed was appropriate, considering the ghost’s name. He imagined how it would be like if he got void powers when he grew up, and he inwardly chuckled. Yeah, like that would make any sense.

Still, the darkness was starting to get suffocating. If no light came in, then surely no light could get out, right? Pleased with this reasoning, he ignited one of his hands with ecto-fire, effectively shedding light around him.

It took all his self-control not to scream then and there.

In the closet with him was…Shrek. Well, a Shrek costume. Man, what is it with this ghost and weird costumes? He thought about the Shrek dancers back during the Phight Club, but this Shrek was slightly different. It had what appeared to be cool shades on its face, and…were those fidget spinner printouts taped on it?

The closet door suddenly opened, and Danny had to cover his eyes from the sudden onset of light. “Sorry about waiting–he’s gone,” Void said, smiling at him. Her smile fell when she saw his facial expression, and her eyes drifted to the Shrek costume beside him. “Oh. I guess you want an explanation for that.”

“Well, I mean…” Did he really want to know?

“Whatever, I’m telling it anyway,” she announced. Straightening up, she added, “I am @lexoswampus .”

“…” Danny furrowed his brows. Lexo-who? “That…doesn’t really explain anyth–”

“I’ve been Swampus this whole time,” she continued on, only this time she wasn’t looking at Danny; she was staring at where the camera would have been had they been in a TV show. “I played you all like a Nintendo Switch.”

“Yeah, I still don’t know what you’re talking about, also who are you talking to?”

Void finally looked back at Danny at grinned. “Oh, you don’t need to know.”

Danny frowned. “Right. Well. If you don’t have anything else to tell me, I’ll just be going now…”

“Oh, sure, you can go,” Void answered. “Feel free to visit any time, though!”

“Yeah…sure…” He left the fuck out of the house.

@d-o-t-s @yourfaveissecretlyalexxblog

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i want updates on ghostgothgeek's funeral

@ghostgothgeek has been formally buried in Saint Johns Cemetery and Ice-cream shop, though she is still fighting for her right to live and exist on this realm the current details of the legal battle are beyond our vision. She really put up quite the fight. Her body has been donated to The Flesh as of last night.

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RIP Steph . You were a Great Person and a Wonderful Source for Shrek Memes . May you have a Good Afterlife in the Ghost Zone . u_u

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@d-o-t-s

Everywhere, Lexx IDs are thrown

Their true faces all being shown

But ere I show mine, let us try

To solve more hints before goodbye

I see Lexx’s tweets, and she mine

The unspelled fruit I’d never dine

My ghost’s companion likes to scream

Golf came to me once in a dream

I’ve said enough. now, can you see

Which phandom blog is really me?

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bonus footage from that 11/10 quality content package @ghostgothgeek sent me!

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The meaning behind each color & symbol 

white: the beginning of the lexxpocalypse

yellow: the great joy and delight we’ve had 

orange: the creativity required to come up with all the puzzles & riddles 

burnt orange: our plans for chaotic phandom domination 

grey: the self-discipline required to keep a lexx blog secret

black: death, the formal end of the lexxpocalypse 

vlad: the all-seeing eyes of detective d-o-t-s

fire: the love of chaos that burns in all our hearts

fidget spinners: the seemingly endless reign of the mighty lexx

ghost: in remembrance of our fallen brethren