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Thinking about The Character is not enough, I need to grab her neck with my teeth and thrash her around like a ragdoll
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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for
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🩸Breath of Life🩸
Chapter 12: Knocking on Heaven's Door Lisa and Carla find themselves at a crossroads – is it one that will finally meet? word count: 13,347 (sorry, it just had to be done!)
Chapter title taken from:
Ryan's club mix:
Act I end credits because I'm insane that way:
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Coronation Street | Carla Connor + Lisa Swain
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At Least i’m a dyke. at least i have that going for me
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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
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I love when middle aged women have sex with each other
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Coronation Street | Lisa Swain (20th August 2025)
#the seclnd gif omg someone (carla) save her 😭#she always looks great but the last like month she has looked distractingly handsome in every scene#how am i supposed to focus on her beef with a small dog tomorrow#lisa swain#swarla
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Relight My Fire (a Swarla AU fic)
Chapter 1: Breathe the Smoke of What is Left Behind
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Lisa Swain — widow, full-time firefighter, and mum to a feisty teenager — is simply going through the motions of living since her wife's untimely death. Unable to process her grief, and struggling through an increasingly fractious relationship with her daughter, Lisa's world is turned on its head when she meets Carla, a fierce but big-hearted factory owner. When a spark ignites between the two, will Lisa be able to open herself up to the potential for growth, no matter how hard or painful, or will she douse the fire before it takes hold? aka the firefighter!Lisa au
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Hey, treason is a serious crime and and punishable by death, but WHAT ABOUT THE QUALITY OF MY VIDEO GAME?!?
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“Streams of pleasure ever flowing”/”Thither let our hearts aspire” Aria and Duet from Act 3 of Handel’s Theodora. Recorded at the Royal Opera House, London, February 2022.
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I do find it very funny that both of Lisa’s partners thought it’d be a good idea to propose in public. To Lisa. The woman who looks permanently uncomfortable in any social setting. Amazing
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
#threw away a glass bong but was paranoid someone would see it in the apartment complex recycling#so i bashed it really hard against the bin side to shatter it into a billion pieces and cut up my hand#also have one on my knee from when i played football during reccess with stones as posts#and i took being a keeper very seriously
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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
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