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swankifyed · 3 days ago
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Thinking about The Character is not enough, I need to grab her neck with my teeth and thrash her around like a ragdoll
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swankifyed · 4 days ago
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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for
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swankifyed · 5 days ago
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🩸Breath of Life🩸
Chapter 12: Knocking on Heaven's Door Lisa and Carla find themselves at a crossroads – is it one that will finally meet? word count: 13,347 (sorry, it just had to be done!)
Chapter title taken from:
Ryan's club mix:
Act I end credits because I'm insane that way:
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swankifyed · 6 days ago
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Coronation Street | Carla Connor + Lisa Swain
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swankifyed · 8 days ago
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At Least i’m a dyke. at least i have that going for me
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swankifyed · 8 days ago
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onwards, comrades
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swankifyed · 8 days ago
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Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So
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swankifyed · 9 days ago
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I love when middle aged women have sex with each other
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swankifyed · 9 days ago
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Coronation Street | Lisa Swain (20th August 2025)
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swankifyed · 9 days ago
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Relight My Fire (a Swarla AU fic)
Chapter 1: Breathe the Smoke of What is Left Behind
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Lisa Swain — widow, full-time firefighter, and mum to a feisty teenager — is simply going through the motions of living since her wife's untimely death. Unable to process her grief, and struggling through an increasingly fractious relationship with her daughter, Lisa's world is turned on its head when she meets Carla, a fierce but big-hearted factory owner. When a spark ignites between the two, will Lisa be able to open herself up to the potential for growth, no matter how hard or painful, or will she douse the fire before it takes hold? aka the firefighter!Lisa au
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swankifyed · 10 days ago
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swankifyed · 10 days ago
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Hey, treason is a serious crime and and punishable by death, but WHAT ABOUT THE QUALITY OF MY VIDEO GAME?!?
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swankifyed · 10 days ago
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“Streams of pleasure ever flowing”/”Thither let our hearts aspire” Aria and Duet from Act 3 of Handel’s Theodora. Recorded at the Royal Opera House, London, February 2022.
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swankifyed · 10 days ago
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age gap 🤤🤤 unbalanced power dynamic 🤤🤤🤤🤤
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swankifyed · 12 days ago
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I do find it very funny that both of Lisa’s partners thought it’d be a good idea to propose in public. To Lisa. The woman who looks permanently uncomfortable in any social setting. Amazing
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swankifyed · 12 days ago
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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~
scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife
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swankifyed · 12 days ago
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Why do we say “slept like a baby” when babies literally wake up screaming every two hours?
I want to sleep like a middle-aged dad who “rests his eyes” during a Marvel movie and wakes up refreshed, confused, and ready to barbecue.
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