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Wait, you're telling me "mass casualties" is wildly unpopular? Since fucking WHEN?! Baby murder is "bad"? Abject destruction and devastation isn't good or necessary or desired by the vast majority of people?!?! WHAT THE FUCK? Is this because the internet? Goddamnit, it's the internet isn't it? Fuck, I knew there'd be side-effects, but this? Shit

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At this point the only thing that will save star trek discovery for me is if the power of creation is revealed to be "cum on a planet", and all those scientists hid it because they felt like idiots.

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Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

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This is my favourite interview strategy

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NTA and also ditch this dude

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponize it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

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since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this

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Most people's true passions are seen by no one and nothing but their pets and their walls.

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Swiftie with the same politics. Dumbest question of all time.

Fascism is still a divorcible offence, you clowns

would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

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Late stage capitalism is not so much a snake eating its own tail, as it is a snake shitting into its own mouth.

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one thing about me is I love brutalism. I love concrete. I love not living in a house with cardboard walls and I love looking at a building and thinking this imposing boy would survive a nuclear war

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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

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