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I think it's funny how Lucanis' "Rook is at low health" lines are INSTANTLY just full protect mode. Davrin just says "Get out of there idiot." Taash has one that's literally just "Rub some dirt in it" meanwhile I've known Lucanis for two seconds and he's screaming "ROOK!!!" "HELP ROOK!!!" "ROOK I'M COMING!!!!!" "HOLD ON ROOK!!!!!!"

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Viago: In light of what you have done for Treviso and the pride you have brought House De Riva, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Rook: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?

Viago: NO. FOUR TO FI-

Rook: TOO LATE! :)

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how could I resist mr. dark, complex and intriguing

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Help him

mierda

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I love you Anders but you really need to step up your game

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Blions first kill

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please

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It's Never Sunny in the Shadowlands

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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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Kill them with kindness? Yes! But also,

As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Authority.

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🍉🍉🍉

arab.org - clicks generate funds that go to gaza

gazaesims.com - purchase e-sim cards for gazans without internet

gofundme.com/f/careforgaza - sends funds to displaced families in gaza

piousprojects.org/campaign/2712 - provides hygiene kits for women/girls in gaza

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The fact that Jaheira exists makes my brain chemistry terribly happy.

Baldur's Gate 3 - Jaheira 1/?

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⚔️ Jaheira 🐱

What do you mean I can't romance Jaheira?! Why? :3

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eeepy

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drops this and leaves