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Help

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Summon Line: Aaag..i got water in my eye…

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R

Swap Hope [Cafe Wear]

Summon Line: Ill get all these customers the best service that i can offer!

(BG creds to rosebloodcat on tumblr)

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OH GREAT HEAVENS SIR

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AUGH VOMITS SCREAMS CRIES DIES I LOVE HIM

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Do NOT let me near a mic

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Hi guys…heyyy..

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Cupcake? (They hold up a cupcake)

Oh? Uhm…sure.

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Indeed, it is.

My cat, #swappydear, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

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Nuh uhh :((

What do you mean "may"?

[you are]

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Uh huh, banger song :3

Can this be us/j

You aren't/j. you are /s and I know it.

[swappydear]

Actually it’s /j cause

Tldr: angst angst angst and more angst!!!

Can this be us/j

You aren't/j. you are /s and I know it.

[swappydear]

Cool.

KILL YOURSEL

Moot what the fuck happened 😭

*Very explainful plush noises*

Translation: I turned myself into a plushie because everybody else did, also ur next!

*presses button remote to turn you into a plushie*

>:3

[swappydear]

*Squeeeak :(*

Moot what the fuck happened 😭

*Very explainful plush noises*

Translation: I turned myself into a plushie because everybody else did, also ur next!

*presses button remote to turn you into a plushie*

>:3

[swappydear]

…SQUEAK.

(TURN ME BACK RIGHT NOW!)

Moot what the fuck happened 😭

*Very explainful plush noises*

Translation: I turned myself into a plushie because everybody else did, also ur next!

*presses button remote to turn you into a plushie*

>:3

[swappydear]

[swappydear]

Dont give me that look >:(