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food poisoning (bert gave him rabies)

what's matthews out for? i don't wanna make fun if injured but do wanna if little baby bitch

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experienced too many emotions and got a nosebleed

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I'm a goalie lover first le4fs hater second don't pull the goalie its not gonna change shit

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Not to be a dick, but idk why teams like the L*afs and a few others don't understand that you can't have a functional hockey team when 3-4 guys take up literally half of your team's cap, ESPECIALLY when they're all largely forwards

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biz keeps trying to kiss hank 🙄🙄

me actually focusing in on the intermission report so i can watch the biz hank romcom

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me actually focusing in on the intermission report so i can watch the biz hank romcom

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alone at the top.

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kelly sutherland always b in the way of something 😒😒

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kelly sutherland cease to exist challenge, i’m so serious

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“kelly sutherland is in the way”

of course it’s him 🙄

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Kelly Sutherland should not be allowed to ref games that Marchand is in…

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if biz doesnt kiss hank i will.

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they should really figure out who keeps hurting mark stone in february in such a way that he has just enough time to recover the day before playoffs start :(

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Croutons

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adele is the only good british person

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if u go after athletes specifically because of their sport ur weird

if u think hockey as a sport is hot ur weird

if u think it’s ok or normal to compare a real athlete to someone in a book that consists of mainly 🌽 ur weird

if u sexualize athletes and “justify” it by saying that they open themselves to it as public figures ur weird

if ur a grown adult thirsting over an underage athlete ur weird

if u think it’s normal to have parasocial relationships with athletes ur weird

if u think it’s ok to stalk & harass WAGs ur weird

if u think it’s ok to hate on WAGs solely because they are WAGs ur weird

if u proudly call urself a puck bunny and say that every other woman that engages with the sport of hockey is a puck bunny too ur weird

if u put down new fans for lack of knowledge about the sport ur weird

if u continually support racist / homophobic etc players ur weird

if u compare other teams’ fans to not sees just bc u don’t like them ur weird

capisce?