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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

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stop

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my shit shattering hoard of fight club blinkies to love and cherish forever and ever

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Do you think they've explored each other's bodies

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It makes me happy when they listen

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And look where that got him.

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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do you think they would find each other in any universe

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where is my mind？？？

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thank you doraemon <333

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misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

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Bro balls collection part 1