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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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their never-ending dance of pining over each other☺️🤭

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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

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I had an interesting night last night

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Me when I read someone over 35 whining about being old in fiction: UNACCEPTABLE. OUTRAGEOUS. THEY'RE IN THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH. Also! All of this is ageist and the cult of the youth is a blight on the world anyway. Being old isn't shameful.

Me as soon as I turned 30 and whenever I can ever since: i'm so old. my joints are creaking. a foot in the grave, really. my back!

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a constant problem

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Me reading another person's writing: Oh they missed a period there, no worries mistakes happen :) Three adjectives in a sentence? Adverbs for days? No worries I love descriptions and this story is fire.

Me seeing the same thing in my work: Wow am I illiterate? Am I actually ok? Who the actual fuck told me I can write so I can go and curse their entire family for the time it took for me to carefully craft this GARBAGE.

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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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worlds i want in kingdom hearts 1/??? - atlantis: the lost empire

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I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

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If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.

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Book Club Updates (February 2025)

Ok so Book Club updates

if you want to keep up with us

What I have finished:

A Court of Thorns and Roses (Sarah J. Maas)

A Court of Myst and Fury (Sarah J. Mass)

Onyx Storm (Rebecca Yarros)

What we will be reading next:

Assistant to the Villain (Hannah Nicole Maehrer) - this is out of order for the two of us I finished Onyx Storm early Shelby is still reading it so I'm reading this out of order

Sunrise on the Reaping - Suzanne Collins

First Test (Tamora Pierce) - this is one of my personal favorites (I've read it Shelby hasn't) we're thinking of reading the whole series.

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Your disciple/sidekick/student has been acting embarrassed, odd, and different for a week now. After a peer said it was a crush, you were trying to figure out how to let them down. You approach your wilting protégé:

"Will you adopt me?" Oh. Right. Orphan. Whew. Wait.

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