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Your Honor, in my defense, it was my very last nerve and I did warn them

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Settle a debate for me Tumblr

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I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

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the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

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The people in front of you at the post office are always the most insane creatures you didn’t know god could make whose one goal is to waste away the day. The people behind you at the post office are desperately trying to feel the warmth of human touch via your back

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ROMAN HOLIDAY 1953 — dir. William Wyler

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on paper i have an hour and a half to make a cup of coffee but that doesnt account for the 84 minutes it will me take to decide whether or not i have time to make a cup of coffee

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sometimes your brain really just offers you one banger of a sentence and then that's it for the entire rest of the day. creativity expired, the ability to think has clocked out for the day, context for as to how we even get to this sentence? sorry we're all out. this one sentence is all you get.

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GRACE KELLY AS TRACY LORD HIGH SOCIETY (1956) Dir. John Patrick & Philip Barry

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booty shorts that say ASK ME ABOUT THE BOOK I'M READING on the ass

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i think tumblr should put hearts and stars around my mutuals when they appear in my notifs

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seems a little unfair that I’ll never have my portrait made by John Singer Sargent. I would have been really good at it. there’d be just a hint of canny amusement in my gaze toward the viewer and everything

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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you