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PV, specifically awakened PV, being far more powerful than Smilk initially estimated he was is such a yummy concept for me. He resents PV for it sooooo much and pouts about it all dramatic like
#bonus if Smilk finds that out the hard away#if he didnāt learn the first time#stupid cookie#not really heās very smart just arrogant#anyways#puremilk#shadowvanilla#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#ancient x beast
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Puremilk hcāSuggestive warning, š¤but..
Virgin Shadow Milk is so funny to me. He acts so high and mighty and is so flirty youād honestly take him for someone whoās experienced a very wide range of sexual encounters, especially with his age (old as hell brahš!), but heās actually clueless. Not for real cluelessāobviously he knows how it works technically, but heās so inexperienced itās laughable. When PVās on top of him he sort of just freezes and stares up at him, and PV can so obviously see how unsure he is. It takes a moment for everything to click, but eventually PV understands and just blurts it out with a soft smileāāHave you never done anything like this before?ā
And that makes Smc MAD because itās EMBARRASSING and thereās NO WAY the literal PURE. VANILLA. has more experience than him.
In fact, PV has a LOT of experience that Smc is more than dumbfounded to find out about. Freaknilla nation rise šāāļø!
#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#puremilk#shadowvanilla#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#not safe for cookies#beast x ancient#headcanon
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Thinking about Shmilk biting PV as a way to show love, but his teeth are so sharp and heās so aggressive with it that PV has to gently pry his head away and ask him why he did that, only for the other to give him a half offended, half confused look before realization sets in. Thatās not how normal people love. Not in a way that draws blood.
Heās not used to being gentle at all. Heās a beast, he has claws and canines. Heās naturally drawn to the more violent aspects of love. Like obsession and possession. Even if something isnāt inherently harsh, even if itās something as gentle as a hold, heāll make it vicious in some way.
PVās really gotta help him unlearn that. If itās even possible. Itās more instinct than learned behavior for the beast by now. Lol
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Speaking of Smilk being frail, without the power of his soul jam Iād think it takes him a lot of effort to float around or transform or use any magic at all, which gives him almost no defenses. And itās humiliating.
In a redemption AU whereās heās (basically) forced to stay at the vanilla kingdom, Iād imagine heās very weary. He doesnāt usually walk, and without being able to float around freely he stumbles instead.
Some of his new defenses are more rabid in nature. Heāll bite out of fear if heās pushed enough, and it hurts a good amount because his teeth arenāt exactly dull. But PV stays resilient and, of course, ultimately understands whatās going on and tries to help or talk about it but Smilk shuts it down immediately.
Thereās no way heās going to humiliate himself by admitting he was indeed weakened to an almost comical degree.
Is it obvious I like weak Smilkā¦
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#puremilk#shadowvanilla#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#ancient x beast
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I heard somewhere that Shadow Milk is supposedly far more fragile than the other beasts and thatās why heās always floating around instead of walking. Idk if thatās even canon but I like the idea of it, itās funny.
PV figures it out eventually and SM is mortified ācause now PV is being even more gentle with him and it makes him feel weak and SICK to his STOMACH
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Freaknilla getting touchy-feely with Smilk because heās interested in the ābeasts anatomyā

#I should write a fic of this#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#puremilk#shadowvanilla#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie
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Puremilk hc that PV grabs SMCās waist a lot as a way to keep SMC āgroundedā (cause he always floating for some damn reasonš¤¦āāļø) and in his eyesight because
1. PVās eyesight isnāt the best and he uses touch as a sort of replacement sometimes
2. Letting SMC out of your sight just isnāt very good in general
3. PV a freak in my HUMBLE opinion
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#puremilk#shadowvanilla#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#crk#I need freaky mooties
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Err where are all the problematic puremilk shippers at⦠problemcookie mooties pls⦠plsā¦

#bats my eyelashes#cookie run kingdom#shadowvanilla#puremilk#problemcookie#ancient x beast#cookie run
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