sweetheartest
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⚡️🦄 23, she/her 🦋✨(this is a side blog!)
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You’ve done nothing wrong by eating. The guilt and discomfort will pass so please be kind to yourself.
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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
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not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs
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can something good and pleasant happen to me now please
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas
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