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guy who starts testosterone and gets turned by a werewolf around the same time and has no idea what symptoms are from what, concerning both his trans friends who dont know he’s a werewolf and his werewolf friends he’s not out to
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Things that would fix the internet immediately:
Bring back Club Penguin for the kids
Create a separate Club Penguin for adults which is exactly the same except you're allowed to swear
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Doing my every other year Lost rewatch and my God Jack is such a shitty doctor.
Shannon has asthma attacks? Girl you're having a panic attack, this is all in your head.
Claire assaulted in the night? Silly hysterical pregnant woman, you're hallucinating. Oh whoopsie, you've been kidnapped.
I'm sure he was a shit hot surgeon but I never realised he was one of *those* doctors before
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i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate when a monster is loved and that love turns them human I HATE IT I HATE IT SO MUCH. tell that thing that goes bump in the night that you love the way its fangs glimmer in the moonlight and the way its horrible gnarled claws are so gentle with you or GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
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my dick is small and my mental illness is debilitating. from this, i can surmise that it's not my penis which stores mental illness, but something else entirely
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my air conditioner apparently has an app (?) and the fucked up thing is that they have these 'ai' options to generate.....recipes? so I took a photo of my fridge and this is what it um. came up with. why
why does my air conditioner do...this
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Has anyone else had Tumblr show them random fetish posts from blogs they don't even follow recently, or is it just me?
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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real
an extra hour in the brick pit
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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that
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the heavens are crying tears of joy
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