Tweet of the year
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Ppl talk about starscream as he if was going around being so seductive and flirtatious. Starscream would "twerk" like that jerma guy
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remember when michael bay felt the need to give devastator visible testicles
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Hear that bud? That's the title track being incorporated under my leitmotif. You are so fucked.
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Some people appearently don’t know how fucking funny the idw transformers comics are and that’s just a tragedy
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its him!!!! the boy!!!!!
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Transformers Robot Husband Poll (Round 2)
Make sure to vote on ALL of the matches here.
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Expect a nice cube of energon in your inbox if you voted for swerve 🫡
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(44): That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes: I am hard.
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The tables have turned against him
Tony and Ezekiel video live rent free in my head
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I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again
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nothing as soothing as the sound of a vehicular man's laughter
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important confession
i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.
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FUCK YOU, CYBERTRON! IF YOU’RE DUMB ENOUGH TO TURN INTO A CAR THIS WEEKEND YOU’RE A BIG ENOUGH SCHMUCK TO COME TO THE LOST LIGHT! SERIAL KILLERS! ALT MODES THAT BREAK DOWN! THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING TO ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING AT THE LOST LIGHT YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT’S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU’RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER YOU’LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT—GUARANTEED! IF YOU JOIN THE VIS VITALIS: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! YOU HEARD US RIGHT: SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR SHANIX! BRING YOUR ID! BRING YOUR CONJUNX! WE’LL FUCK HIM! THAT’S RIGHT, WE’LL FUCK YOUR CONJUNX! BECAUSE AT THE LOST LIGHT, YOU’RE FUCKED SIX WAYS FROM LUNA-1!
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