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Anyone looking for a Time Travel Star Wars Fan Fic in the Clone Wars Era? Here you go! https://archiveofourown.org/works/31819420/chapters/78773107

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Just think: somewhere out there there are poor unsuspecting souls who have absolutely no idea that they’re about to be dragged into Obi-Wan and Anakin Hell with the rest of us once this show starts streaming.

I feel like I should start working on an introductory pamphlet for these people. One that informs them that sadly there is no escape, and lets them know where to purchase a copy of the Revenge of the Sith novelization. 

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I hope that Grogu bullied Ben Solo in school

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fives smacking his brothers: a compilation

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you can’t support autistic people and support the police. No amount of paint jobs or sensitivity training can stop police from killing with impunity

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Anidala Week 2018 | Day 5 - Time Travel AU

 I would like to personally thank Dave Filoni and his last season of SW Rebels, which gave me so many hints to create a time travel au.

When she escaped Malachor temple, Ahsoka learnt that there are other time portals scattered through the galaxy and yet she can only go back to the last time she saw Anakin, so she is unsure whether her words will affect him in any way, but she has to try. I know that this comic is anidala-centric only in the second part, but to create this story I needed many more characters. And, even if Ahsoka is the one who sets some things in motion, also in this AU Anakin is the Chosen One, he is the one who decides the fate of the galaxy – just like at the end of the OT.

What I like about this is that, for this AU to happen, the story of the first 6 movies must still necessarily happen the same way. Enjoy it!

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“Anakin! Anakin? Anakin. Anakin?! Anakin—”

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From a few days ago until today, I have thought a lot about this and how I was going to let you know.

I am a girl with a penis.

And I have been on hormonal treatment for gender change since I was 11 years old, and with which I must continue for the rest of my days.

The thing is, yesterday I went to the doctor, letting me know that, finally, I can have surgery to be a full-fledged women.

And I have found out that the operation is much more expensive than I thought, that's why I need your help...

this is my ko-fi

I would appreciate it if you reblog or donate or do both, you help me a lot.

and most importantly, thanks for everything, I love you so much.

tag some of my favourite ppl here: @revan-posting @smokahuntis @simping-for-fives @anakin-danvers @hxldmxdxwn @vesperstalksclones @idiotonastar @beskars @shenanigans-and-imagines @littlevodika

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Hello There! As many of ya’ll know, may fans have been disappointed with TROS, therefore I continued the story where Palpatine survives and the Force Ghosts ideate a plan to finally bring balance! Here is my fanfiction! It would mean the world to me if ya’ll checked it out! Here is a comic preview!

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I don't know when I'll finish this since I've a habit of leaving things unfinished 😳

(Yes, everyone, the galaxy could have had this beauty if our precious hadn't done that stupid, arrogant mistake😩)

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for mia (hope you enjoy Ya Nasty)

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Okay but hear me out:

Anakin and Obi-Wan are canonically pretty well known in the galaxy throughout the clone wars, and I bet my ass that their holonet is just as full of thirst as ours is,

So

Soo....

I’m just imagining a segment of Anakin and Obi-Wan reading thirst tweets.

They lost a bet with Rex and Cody or something idk, and you can’t tell me every single one of the clones don’t know their generals are hot and that the whole galaxy knows it too.

After all, those flights between missions can sometimes have their dull moments, so a number of the clones are just. Gathering around to evesdrop, trying not to lose it laughing.

I’m just. Wheezing over here, and initially I was like, maybe Anakin is all smirky face, but then I remember how clueless the man is when it comes to what normal romance even is, and the shock of closeted chaotic I’m Going To Get A Drink Obi-Wan, even through his absolute full-body blushing, knowing exactly what the innuendos mean, explaining them to Anakin with his head in his hands.

“So... when they call you ‘daddy’ that means they see you as...”

“Oh, heavens above, are we quite done now, Cody?”

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The Jedi in Yoda’s vision of a world at peace say so much about who he is. 

I plan on extensively yelling about Yoda’s visions in the immortality arc in the future, but for now please consider this.

Okay, getting this quick remark out of the way: it’s Katooni (the little Tholothian girl) who guides Yoda there. Children are a symbol of innocence, and what’s interesting is that Yoda takes her hand without hesitation after seeing all of the Jedi dead (and specifically Mace, Petro and Ahsoka). Throughout this scene here Yoda is the one asking questions and Katooni is the one answering - she speaks slowly and patiently, almost as if she’s talking to a youngling. –> The embodiment of wisdom manifested to Yoda (in a vision meant to tempt him through his dearest wishes) is a child. Talk about humility. 

Now please pay attention to the Jedi in the background. 

Here, the three Jedi right in the center of the set are Mace, Ahsoka and Petro - the exact three Jedi Yoda just saw dead and cried over (boy, s6 is so much fun, isn’t it?). So a significant part of Yoda’s deepest dreams is seeing other Jedi safe. He knows how to let go - that’s what this whole scene is about - but he still very much yearns for his fellow Jedi’s safety and happiness. 

Onto the even sadder part: have you noticed what’s going on here? Younglings are playing around, and the older Jedi are all talking. Quinlan with Saesee Tiin, Tera Sinube with Gungi, Anakin with Aayla Secura, and Mace with Ahsoka. And not just talking, look at the gif above! Mace is openly laughing at whatever Ahsoka said.

And Ahsoka looks at him like this. (Again, this is right after Yoda’s vision of her dying, desperately asking how the Council could expel her.)

One of Yoda’s greatest hopes is seeing Ahsoka happy with her fellow Jedi, at ease with the embodiment of authority that is Mace. 

Yoda loves Mace - he’s the first person he reaches for in the vision of the devastated Temple - and he loves Ahsoka, and part of his greatest temptation? Is to see the rift between the lost child of the Order and its Head healed. 

Same thing with Quinlan - the known loose cannon - and Saesee - another Council member. And Tera Sinube is an elder Jedi, talking to a youngling. And Aayla is “just” a Knight, almost a random one, and Anakin is chatting with her.

This follows a pattern: the rogue and the conventional, the very old and the very young, the common and the extraordinary - each pair shows opposites enjoying each other’s company, differences embraced. 

(Anakin talking to Aayla instead of sticking to Obi-Wan’s side like he does in the real world is especially interesting - he’s part of the community here, not ostracizing himself like he tends to do. Again, for this to be part of Yoda’s great temptation says so much about how caring he is. He wants Anakin to belong, more than anything.)

And finally, we get this: 

(I couldn’t make this part into a gif because of technical reasons, so enjoy the beautiful family picture.)

Once again we find that central theme of healing and wholeness. This part is what convinces Yoda to briefly let go of his (well-founded) doubts and to embrace the vision. It’s his biggest, greatest, deepest desire. The one that could have made him abandon reality itself to stay in this idyllic dream. It’s his unbroken lineage, happy, in the light. 

Yoda just wanted them all to be a family. Obi-Wan clearly adores Dooku in this scene (check it out, his awestruck look is amazing), their body language is incredibly warm and open, and they are completely at ease with each other and delighted to be sharing stories. It just screams domestic life.

And that’s it, that’s all Yoda ever wanted. For the young and the old to be content together, a community bathed in light, the gardens filled with the sound of windchimes and the laughter of children. He just wanted to have his family alive and safe and smiling. 

. . .

Dammit, I love this frog grandpa so much *sobs*

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So I uh made a thing.

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Well I did it. The mortifying ordeal of making one’s OCs known

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Hello There! As many of ya’ll know, may fans have been disappointed with TROS, therefore I continued the story where Palpatine survives and the Force Ghosts ideate a plan to finally bring balance! Here is my fanfiction! It would mean the world to me if ya’ll checked it out! Here is a comic preview!

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Hello There! As yall know some of us weren’t satisfied with the ending of TROS, so I decided to continue the story, where Palpatine survives and the Force Ghosts ideate a plan to destroy him finally. Here it is! It would mean the world to me if yall checked it out!