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“I didn’t sleep well.”

“Same.”

“Same.”

“Same. I’ve got shit to do today.”

“I’m concerned how many of us never seem to sleep well.”

“It’s the Stress™”

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“Spicy.”

“It’s lava.”

“Flavorful.”

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“We have three brain cells, but X has two of them." 

"Sad but true.”

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"Wow you're getting so much done! You're so productive! What's your secret?"

Ze looked up, bruise-dark circles under hir eyes from stress and lack of sleep. "I have an incredibly high need to fill the inane boredom of my existance with something."

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“Suck my dick,”

“Do you. Do you even have one?”

“I will purchase one for the occasion, you absolutely bastard.”

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“Fuck.”

“Sure. Now?”

“What? No. Thanks for the offer, but I’m out of your league.”

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“Dude. What the fuck happened?”

“I ran out of meds thirty-seven hours ago and my pharmacy is closed.”

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my life is

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we were both young when i first saw you ♡

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The future is accessible

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no one:

absolutely no other fandom:

the swifties: changing their blog titles to the baskerville 1785 font

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GAHAHHAGHA 

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The music video for “cardigan” will premiere tonight, which I wrote/directed. A million thank you’s to my brilliant, bad ass video team - Cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto, producer Jil Hardin, executive producer Rebecca Skinner, AD Joe ‘Oz’ Osbourne, editor Chancler Haynes, special effects wizards David Lebensfeld & Grant Miller and set designer Ethan Tobman. The entire shoot was overseen by a medical inspector, everyone wore masks, stayed away from each other, and I even did my own hair, makeup, and styling 😂 

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Barely

‪Serious question: are y’all still alive? #Folklore ‬

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OK Swifties, let the theories begin

um….what if there’s secret messages