swiftrunnerfelidae
swiftrunnerfelidae
Swift's Thoughts
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Just an asexual aromantic gendervoid blob from the fourth dimension.  Hello.  Be nice please.  Icon by @captain-lovelace!
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 3 hours ago
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the netherlands
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(they're different)
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 3 hours ago
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As fun as breaking bad is as a show jesus fucking christ why do they depict mexico like that. I thought those posts about the yellow filter over mexico were like, exaggerated
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 4 hours ago
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This is not an addiction
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 4 hours ago
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I feel like a lot of contemporary efforts to analyse the humour of Homestuck at its peak end up on completely the wrong track because they approach it as some kind of freakish anomaly, and lack the necessary context to understand the extent to which mainstream Internet humour circa 2012 was just Like That.
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 4 hours ago
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reblog to make a weird noise at prev
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 6 hours ago
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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 6 hours ago
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being so fucking worried that a foot fetishist may see your toes and jack off about it that you start censoring your feet online and treating them like a perverted thing and being weird about seeing other people’s feet is fucking weird puritan behaviour and i really wish the general internet hadn’t gotten that far
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 7 hours ago
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"poisoning the well" is when you load one of your filler words with syntactic toxin to covertly damage your conversational enemies. variants include "poisoning the like" & "poisoning the um"
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 8 hours ago
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Also, Hydrogen Scuffle.
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 8 hours ago
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Would you believe this wisdom came from Facebook? Anyway send this to anyone using conservative rhetoric in leftist spaces.
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 8 hours ago
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 10 hours ago
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My T-shirt with the entire text of Borges' theoretical Library of Babel is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt, somewhere.
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 11 hours ago
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Really shouldn't have to be stated but it doesn't really matter where you sit in terms of transfeminism or any other trans topic, but if you aren't trans you aren't going to have a strong seat at the table. I broadly think that the voices of cis people in this discussion are at best, cute, but they don't really belong in the nitty gritty. They aren't trans, they aren't going to understand.
But also the stuff coming across my feed isn't about that really. You can tell because they're also shit talking a trans woman and talking about how much they hate her.
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 11 hours ago
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Tenner
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 12 hours ago
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I only left long enough to mop my bathroom floor, how-
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 14 hours ago
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It’s such a red flag to me when cis people are involved in trans discourse because genuinely Who Asked You
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swiftrunnerfelidae · 14 hours ago
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reblog to (consensually) hug prev
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