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hi guys follow @gayelwood

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Henri Prestes, Perfect Darkness

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if u advocate 4 the extinction of whole species, including insects like mosquitos or roaches, i hope u die a horribly painful death 800 times. i hate you SOOOO much 😐

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entering a new phase in my life called "who give a shit" where i dont care about anything

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where were they

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why did no one tell me that the full context of “Sasuke snapped back. ‘Anyway, what’s Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?” was so fucking funny

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Excuse me?????? A flake of his skin????

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my darling creepy bug woman who crawls out from under the bed to leave me bits of glass and dead flies as a gift

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It's PRIDE MONTH and wanting to start with this little remembrance from queer people in the past.

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stomach hair is the most important thing in the whole world

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Trick or treat?

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃

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reptiles really went off with basking on warm rocks. i’ve done it before and honestly? it fucks

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having an exceptionally normal one

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the story of how they recorded prison is so funny they literally just locked gerard alone in an attic with quote “very little clothes on”, blasted porn while he recorded, and then used it as the final take. what the fuck is wrong with them

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i think lots of problems in life could be solved by pinning boys up against walls and kissing them

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new genre of person just dropped

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actually i think we need to move past new album tinhatting and instead start new album gaslighting. start replying to franks tweets with ‘sooooo excited for the new mcr album next month’ and flooding mikeys ig comments with ‘the bass on the leaked snippet of the new mcr album sounds SO cool im hype’ and when ray comes online to bully republicans be like ‘wow king this is why we’ve all preordered the new mcr album love you’ and when gerard posts random photos with incomprehenible captions we can reply like ‘wait is this a lyrical parallel to the new single? this was so well planned WOW’. i think we can do it. i think we can trick them into having to release an album by making them think they already told us about one. its possible.