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New Moon

Giant….human….Rouge? Sure let’s go with that.

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y0u get up to anything 0ver the holiday handmaid?

besides delivering a few gifts i did not do much. i had to watch over the felt while snowman was out on a mission. we watched one of those human movies while she was away, kept them distracted long enough.

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Could you bend a solid metal beam. For science.

i could yes. very easy in fact.

She takes a solid metal beam, and bends it easily with just two of her fingers, throwing it away afterwards.

これは科学的なものではないと思うが、とにかく君にあげよう。

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Artist: Lucy Fuchs [2022 - Onwards]

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i just want to know what it had to do with die. he does not have any chickens last time I checked

she doesnt know, chat

no i do not thats the point of me saying i dont know it.

please tell me what you mean instead of hiding it.

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she doesnt know, chat

no i do not thats the point of me saying i dont know it.

please tell me what you mean instead of hiding it.

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inb4 she only took in die for his endless amount of chickens he keeps smuggling in

??? what d0 cluckbeasts have t0 d0 with die?

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look they knew what they signed up for when they sacrificed to you. if they wanted something more normal, they would've prayed to the leprechaun of huge gains, or some wimpy human diety

私は現実的に考えている。トロールはもちろん、どんな小さな人間でも、私が持ち上げられるもの���持ち上げられる者はほとんどいない。 だから、最初は簡単に始めるんだ。もし来年も私のために犠牲になってくれるなら、もっと重いものを与える。

huge gains do not come quickly unless you are me. starting slow is best.

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Figured Stitch would be neutral ground considering you are both utterly massive

stich is a damn good tailor. whenever i burst out of my dresses, i have him fix it for me. hes also one of the few whose voice doesn't annoy me so i like talking to him.

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I believe the other terms of their sharing were that snow keeps crowbar, handmaid here gets first dibs with cans, and whoever bottoms during their little contract renewals has to take clover, eggs and biscuits until the next renewal

i find the lucky one to be funny so i keep him, we swap the two annoying ones around trying to make sure they are never together for long enough. let me see if i can find the list of who gets who.

Handmaid

Itchy, Doze, Clover, Die, Stich, and Cans

Snowman

Trace, Fin, Crowbar, Sawsbuck, Matchsticks, and Quarters.

then we just switch the two idiots around whenever we get annoyed with the one we have.

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"everyone who hates scratch is a friend of mine" the troll of massive gains will leave a set of 500+ pound weights this 12th pedigree if you've been a good boy/girl/person, and if you burn an effigy of scratch the night before.

i dont think i would gift them that. more like starter weights. not everyone is as gifted as me.

やんちゃなやつらには、巣箱の一番不便なところに置いてやるかな。

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Yeah the white sphere head looking alien. The one thats so nondescript that it loops around to making them descriptive. You ever wonder what the hell that and their dumb ":0" face was about?

no. they never bothered me so i did not care about them. they did seem to share my dislike of scratch so they are good with me.

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So you've mentioned your thoughts on the rest of the Felt before (speaking of, who gets custody of them now that Scratch and LE are gone?), but I've got to ask: Did you ever find out about Scratch's other hidden "guest"?

僕とスノーマンが交代で命令するんだ。スクラッチとあの緑の野郎に対するお互いの憎しみを考えれば、僕ら2人が考え出したいい取引だ。

you mean the white alien thing? yes i saw it a couple times when messing with scratch. seemed nice enough.

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honestly the real question is who was the first luck guy/gal/person to see the terror of alternia and decide "yeah im gonna sleep with that"

それは本当に質問なのか？過去に何人の無表情なあなたたちが私と一緒になりたがってきたことか。

anyway i do not remember the first. we didn't do much but they did sleep with me. more so on top of me but yes.

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Whats funnier: lurking at night around trolls who know who you are, or lurking around the other species who don't and are also really short?

both are fun. they react different but its still fun for me.

also most trolls are still short compared to me. not just humans.

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Bombard my muse with questions! Anything you would like to know about them, ask!

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i mean i do that for fun as well but not always.

たまには運動せずにリラックスすることも必要なんだ。このようなトリックで他人を怖がらせることは、私がリラックスするためにやっていることの一つだ。

HM i think they're pr0bably more freaked out by the fact that n0body's head can turn 180 degrees ar0und if they're not a h0otbeast than muscles getting in the way.

g0ing to give yourself a headache

im n0t entirely sure i can feel pain at this p0int. either fr0m how dense my b0dy is 0r just fr0m years 0f being alive