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The bigger he got, the harder it got to play, and apparently this baby took after its father when it came to kicking.

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They had no idea he was pregnant when they sent him into space, but now he would get to be the first person to give birth without gravity, and doesn’t this technically make his baby an alien?

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He never expected to be this hungry when he got pregnant, but at least he could eat as much as he wanted without becoming round and bloated. He was very round, but not because of the food.

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He was quite upset when he first got pregnant, and his abs slowly disappeared, but once he realized his ass and chest would also grow, he didn’t think it was so bad.

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He didn’t mind letting the other men in his unit have their way with him, as long as it helped them to have more energy in combat. When he got pregnant, that didn’t change, and his squad mates didn’t mind tending to his needs…

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This wrestler weighed in at 220 pounds at the end of his last season, but now, after messing around with some of the guys on the opposing team, he’s at a staggering 248 and still growing.

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After winning last year’s championship game this football team partied hard, and seven months later, this is the result. The worst part is no one knows who’s carrying whose child.

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Even though he had been putting in some serious hours in the gym, he kept putting on weight, maybe sleeping with his trainer was a mistake…