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Naruto girls and whether or not I think they would fake an orgasm

Sakura: Yes, like 1000%

Hinata: Also a big yes, she cares too much about hurting his feelings

Ino: I think she might fake it, but if she did she would bring it up later in an argument to use as canon fodder. She is 50/50, totally depends on the mood of the day

Temari: Absolutely not, she would rather die than give a man an ego boost that he didn't earn

Tenten: Nope. Figure it tf out or she'll kick you outta bed

Karui: Not a chance in hell. However I do think she might give him pointers like "Jesus christ...🤦🏻‍♀️ a little to the left"

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I had feelings . Once

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i need to mention that madara described obito as basically half PULVERIZED from that boulder like he went SPLAT. (except for his face that was miraculously pretty intact) theres a lot of possibilities for the amount of gore in naruto theres some horror movie shit. like remember kankuros iron maiden puppet? or when gaara made it rain blood from crushing that person in the forest of death? human soup. i dont even like when they bite their thumbs to get blood the CRUNCH is nasty. (even tho i love horror movies) but yeah im impressed with madara being able to save obitos half squashed body with no borax slime

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oh my god ouch

Sasuke Every Day Until He's Freed From Tree Prison: everyone my teenage self is so mean 2 me....

June 12th, 2025

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"Where the hell am I? Hm..."

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whatever you think happens in naruto, i can assure you it's weirder than that. everybody knows Neglected Child Demon Fox, but did you know that the president was giving him checks when he was a little baby instead of actually feeding or housing him. everybody knows there's probably Something going on with orochimaru, but what if i told you that that something was mad science with the explicit goal of knowing All the Information and becoming Immortal, and that they fucking succeeded. like listen. there's a guy whose name is fucking might guy and he's one of the greatest characters ever written. i'm pretty sure kishimoto got possessed by the spirit of a himedanshi for a few chapters in which he cooked up some crazy doomed yuri flower motif shit, and then went right back to being a misogynist. at one point a guy literally offers to kill himself, because his mentally ill boyfriend convinced him it was the only way to achieve world peace. a 19 year old kid actually turns himself into a nuke and blows himself up as a performance art piece. there's a religious zealot whose fringe religion is straight up implied to be real because he's immortal, and the fact that his god is real and exists is never brought up again after child solider #12392849 buries him underground forever.

always something with this fucking series

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doomed brothers 💔

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i’m not an itachi hater btw this tweet just really spoke to me

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sasori family shenanigans

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Friday the 13th

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he is, in fact, an aquarius ♒💦

for this color palette thing (i got lucky this time)

inbox probably forever open 💌 prompts >>> the spam i usually get

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Things naruto characters invented prt2

Sasuke: political fashion

Itachi: ghosting

Iruka: accidental adoption

Orochimaru: love bombing

Jiraiya: 5 in 1 men's soap, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, and lube

Obito: stalking

Madara: homoeroticism (not to be confused with homosexuality)

Hinata: buspirone

Choji: tupperwares

Kankuro: setting spray

Shikamaru: chainsmoking

Temari: the older sister to pseudo father pipeline

Gaara: moral ocd

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Rin gets drunk

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hehe pokemon AU concept sketch

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nagato had such good taste like the piercing setup on pain is so good i need those snakebites at LEAST and that necklace godduhh this terrorist had drip

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i too would go back to konoha after getting my shit folded TWICE by my obsessive bf bro. i hc that sasuke gets embarrassed EASILY so after the second time he hopped his happy ass up n never tried it again