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I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

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Fang checks the girls' brands ✧ FINAL FANTASY XIII (2009)

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I loved Thunderbolts*, that moment when you have to defeat god with a knife and a gun

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I want this like a cigarette can we drag it out and never quit?

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Cats getting caught doing crimes

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It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Foreshadowing

vs.

It’s Not a Plot Hole, It’s Just Something That They Opted Not to Spoon-feed You Because It Would Be Obvious If You Thought About It For 20 Seconds

vs.

It May Be a Plot Hole, But It Still Works In Terms of the Story’s Themes and Character Logic

vs.

Okay, It Is a Plot Hole, What Are You Going to Do, Cry about It?

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So much of the conservative mindset seems to just be "but making things better takes WORK and I don't wanna do that."

Yeah, preventing people with a history of sexual assault from high-level jobs leaves very few qualified men. Hire more women until the men do better. It's going to take a while. Too bad, deal with it.

Yeah, giving undocumented people due process means individual court cases for every person. Fix the bureaucratic nightmare of asylum seeking and then give the people the rights their entitled to. It's going to take a while. Too bad, deal with it.

Yeah, letting trans women use the women's bathroom opens up a window for hypothetical cis men to be more brazen about assault. Fix your sexual assault problem instead of blaming the trans women. It's going to take a while. Too bad, deal with it.

Positive change takes real effort and I am grabbing you by the scruff of your neck and telling you that it is worth it. Giving up and saying that life sucks and we should just live with it is destroying us. Rome wasn't built in a day, but it can burn in one and I am smashing your fiddle over your head until you listen.

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This was the funniest hour of my life

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The bell

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please….. please everyone im losing my fucking shit

reblogs for reach are so so so appreciated i want this to get to as many people as possible im trying to gather data

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Thinking about all the times at the photo studio where I got negative comments from parents about how I made their son look gay.

How did I make their sons look gay?

With angles.

Turn their body 45 degrees towards the main light. Tilt their head 10 degrees the same direction.

And I'm like... wow. It must be so easy to be gay now. I had to follow an agenda.

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I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

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life can't be that bad when there's still cat and other assorted creatures

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Pulled this card today in PokemonTCGP. I love Alolan Vulpix and this card is so pretty!

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horrid little cat saved me from my devil's nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth

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Questions I think to myself a lot when confronted with certain kinds of Online Posting:

Do you want a better world, or do you want revenge on those you think aren’t doing enough to improve it?

Do you want a more just world, or do you want to see bad people suffer merciless punishment?

Do you want a less oppressive world, or do you want the reins of power for yourself?

Do you want to do the right thing, or do you want to feel righteous?

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diet talk is so inexpressibly nonsensical the instant you know anything about "the human body" or "nutrition" or if you think about it for three seconds