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In light of cops and ICE declaring open season on public assemblies again: Please do not ever try to flush someone's eyes out with anything that is not water.

Tear gas and pepper spray both suck ass and will do so for 15-30 minutes on end. They suck so much ass, in fact, that they have been banned from warfare under international law since 1993, but are fine to use on crowds of civilians because [shrugs in police state]. Those afflicted are temporarily blinded, will struggle to breathe or speak and will have any existing respiratory conditions compounded, and may experience corneal abrasions and chemical burns on their skin. You do not want to compound someone's suffering by giving them an eye infection that could potentially result in permanent blindness.

If you are at a location where shit pops off and you see someone trying to put anything that is not water in an afflicted person's eyes, STOP THEM AND USE WATER INSTEAD.

Yes, milk/maalox/whatever-the-fuck-else soothes capsaicin burn. In mouths or on skin. It should never go in or anywhere near an eyeball.

ONLY FLUSH EYES WITH WATER. Tear gas also sinks: people in pain will instinctively crumple to the ground, but that is the opposite of what you want in this situation, as that's the direction in which all the chemicals in the air are also headed. Stay as upright as you can, keep injured people around you upright too, and walk (running will compound your breathing struggles) away from the gas.

Once you are removed enough from the chemicals to render aid, WATER ONLY.

Thank you for reading this and going forward with more safety knowledge. Please take a street medicine or first aid class if you can; we can't all be street medics, of course, but the more people who know at least some basics, the safer we all are. Love y'all. <3

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Us politics be like

Source

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kissing you on the forehead

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ahahahahaha

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Safety inspection in the Mines of Moria.

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love characters who are like "this is how the world works. this is how it has to be (because if i'm wrong i have to face what i've done // if i'm wrong i have to face whats been done to me) "

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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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emperor kuzco was clearly gay

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Trump, Musk. Listen to me. Mutual combat is legal in Washington State. There is a lovely arena called Lumen Field with plenty of space and plenty of seating. I will personally negotiate a deal with First & Goal Inc, the current owners of Lumen Field, to host the event of the century.

Take as many drugs as you can beforehand, pack as many weapons as you can, face your ex in one on one combat and kill him to prove your masculine superiority. Everyone will be so impressed when you win. Come on. You know you want to do it. Everyone in the world will be watching and they will all think you are so cool. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him

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Emily is so fucking funny i think about this daily

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This girl is an actual hero and we need to donate to her defense fund please

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Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties

Yall won't forget this part right?

Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???

(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties

Yall won't forget this part right?

Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???

(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)