sy--kh
sy--kh
and we woke up. eventually.
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call me sy. i love horseshoe crabs and pangolins. 27 | they/them
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sy--kh · 5 hours ago
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why are you, as a man, not kissing other men
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sy--kh · 5 hours ago
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US Forest Service guide to partially or totally obliterating a horse carcass with explosives
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So crazy how you have the worst day of your life but then the next day the sun keeps shining and the air’s just a little cooler w the onset of fall and you realize that there’s nothing you can’t come back from because the only time it will ever be too late is when we’re dead and not ever before
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sy--kh · 5 hours ago
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If i saw an enemy I'd fucking- I'd fucking- Ugh! I don't even know what id do!!!
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you need to start smoking weed again
No.
Music Is My Drug Now.
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sy--kh · 14 hours ago
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i love hearing about the declining birth rate like yesss that is a major problem considering our dominant economic model. a problem i plan on contributing to 👍 joining the war on declining birth rates on the side of declining birth rates
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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sy--kh · 14 hours ago
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please look at the name of this drink i saw at a boba place the other day
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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here
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sy--kh · 14 hours ago
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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs
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US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
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Guy who’s not gonna make it voice: it’s gonna be so awesome when I finally get what I want
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this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve seen in weeks. love wins 🫶
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sy--kh · 14 hours ago
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feeding my salamence one ice cube every day so she can develop an immunity to Ice Beam
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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’
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