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friend just told me that he and his siblings used to play a game called "abraham lincoln and the slimy slug" wherein one person is abraham lincoln, with a full range of motion, and one person is a slimy slug inside a sleeping bag

and they would fight. and of course abraham lincoln would just beat the absolute shit out of the slimy slug

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tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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I love you

im aromantic so i can't reciprocate unfortunately but ill use the power from this confession to charge my beam attack in case i need it. thanks

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you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

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saw a car dragging a labubu facedown through the street

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Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

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scribe, prepare this message for the Holy Knight of the East, post haste;

they are yaoiing us on ao3 man. wtf

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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Old weaving books have some interesting suggestions of fibers you can weave with...

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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's